WRONG NUMBER, matthew sturniolo

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matt 👾

lils 💐
are you hot?

matt 👾
damn very straightforward

matt 👾
and maybe a lot
of ppl think i am
ig

lils 💐
are u a kidnapper or
stalker?

matt 👾
uh no are u?

lils 💐
no
read

lils 💐
omfg i'm so sorry that was my
friend

matt 👾
the one that's
ur fav lesbian?

lils 💐
yes

matt 👾
did u ever get the right
number

lils 💐
well u see my other friend decided
it would be funny to tell me she changed
her number and gave me a random one
which turned out to be yours so i
had the right number all along 😭

matt 👾
damn lmao 💀

matt 👾
i mean at least im not a
weirdo

lils 💐
well you could be 😃

lils 💐
only weirdos would say they aren't

matt 👾
shit you got me i'm a total
weirdo

matt 👾
but why did your friend ask if
i was hot if she's a lesbian ? 💀

lils 💐
oh bc both my friends make fun
of me for having a weird type like
i find no guys hot

matt 👾
that's understandable tbh

matt 👾
hello stalker fan girl

lils 💐
uh hi ?

matt 👾
bro i stg my fucking brother

lils 💐
LMFAO i'm guessing he thinks i'm
a stalker too

matt 👾
that would be correct but
don't worry i don't think
you are

lils 💐
thanks 😭

lils 💐
also fan girl?

matt 👾
oh um 😃

matt 👾
he says that to everyone

lils 💐
well tell him i said hi ig

matt 👾
i will

matt 👾
he said do u plan to
kidnap me

lils 💐
no 😭

lils 💐
also ur brother seems
interesting

matt 👾
he is

matt 👾
now he wants ur number to interrogate
you