Thursday, September 19
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are teenagers so... CRUEL?!
I am suffering from a case of 'Not-very-funny-actually-very-upsetting-countdown-phobia'. In shorter terms, 'NVFAVUCP'.
The reason I am suffering from 'not-very-funny-actually-very-upsetting-countdown-phobia' is because everyone are going '24/ 23/ 22/ 21/ etc hours until you get expelled!'
YOU as in ME!
Literally, wherever I go, there is some despicable person trying to appear trendy by joining in with the whole pathetic countdown thing.
What is wrong with these people?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Literally, why does my life have to be so hopelessly... CRUDDY?!
Anyway, all of this countdown stuff was getting too much for me so I went to go and find Chloe and Zoey.
"Guys, my life is a massive, bottomless pit of stupidity!" I exclaimed.
The only response I got from the either of them were '???'
That is when I sat and explained everything to them.
They sat and listened to me vent for what felt like forever.
I do not deserve bff's like them. c:
OMG!
The Gossip Show!
I have a perfect idea!
I hope Mackenzie hasn't remembered YET!
OMG! I am so happy!
Mackenzie has wrote something super juicy in here!
She has wrote:
(The lies i'm gonna spread are torturous, Nikki! Btw, everyone are going to think that the horrible things I did to you, you did to me. Boo-hoo you!)
Yes, I cannot believe that I have just solved my mid-life crisis!
Uh-oh! Mackenzie is coming!
I'll shove you in my backpack and actually zip it up.
Wait, I don't have time!
Mackenzie is coming!
I'll slip you under the sink!
No, that's stupid!
Backpack!
Aaaaaaaah, I won't have enough time to zip it up!
YOU ARE READING
Dork Diaries - Glossing Gossip
Teen FictionIt's Nikki Maxwell's first day at her High School and she is hoping to go from super dork to super chic. That is until her worst enemy appears on the scene, intent on ruining her life forever!
