Thursday, September 19
Dear Nikki,
OMG! That was a close one! Lucky for me, I remembered about what I wrote in this crappy thing before the Gossip Show began.
I feel so relieved!
However, I cannot believe your stupidity! You literally just walked out the toilets AGAIN with your backpack unzipped. You never learn. You could have quite easily just zipped your ugly backpack up (even though I was there) but no, you didn't. Nikki, Blaine Blackwell seriously needs to make another TV show called, 'Ugly Brain Intervention' since you're in desperate need of a new one!
All I did was walk into the toilets with my stopwatch ticking. You fled the room as soon as you saw my beauty as if you had just seen a ghost or something. As you walked past me, I quickly just swiped your diary from your bag and boom! All your plans have failed miserably. You no longer have anything on me that is bad enough to get me expelled. c:
I still cannot believe your idiocracy! You performed exactly how I wanted you to. You're like my mind-bobbling zombie servant. Yay me! c:
Just call me 'brains 'n' beauty'.
Anyways, congratulations for getting expelled! c:
I'm finally going to have a dork-free life. xx
YOU ARE READING
Dork Diaries - Glossing Gossip
Ficção AdolescenteIt's Nikki Maxwell's first day at her High School and she is hoping to go from super dork to super chic. That is until her worst enemy appears on the scene, intent on ruining her life forever!
