Friday, September 20
Dear Nikki,
You'd be glad to know that i'm going to give you back your sickly, little diary back, once I have finished writing my entry on the Gossip Show.
Literally Nikki, I cannot believe how cruel you are! Like who does that?!
What you did was... UNBELIEVABLE!
You ruined all chances of me having a dork-free life for once. I hate you so much, Nikki Maxwell!
I HATE YOU!!!! c:
However, I bet we can both agree that the stuff people shared was not gossip whatsoever. It was rather 'everyone-knows-about-this-shit-or-nobody-cares'. Like who cares about that stupid bug in my hair video?!
Yeah, big deal!
NOT!
That girl was just sooooooo desperate to actually have a single person care about her.
That video is just so old now!
Video of me with the bug in my hair
Plus, who cares about how your (i'm not talking about you Nikki obviously, i'm talking about the idiotic boy who shared that information) cat peed in your grandma's coffee and she unknowingly drank it. People don't care about things like that!
Anyways, when my name was announced, I was bubbling with so much excitement to finally have a dork-free life that I nearly jumped up with excitement. But I didn't do that since I did not want to risk destroying my georgous hair-do.
However, it was that moment that you came walking up to me like you were a teacher or something. You had a super serious facial expression.
I was like, "Ummm Maxwell, what do you think you're doing? I'm about to go on stage and you're currently ruining my perfect perplexion by making your hideous blue sweater clash with my 'red-revenge' lip gloss. Please move, hon!"
That was when you got all up in my face (It was disgusting by the way. Your breath stunk! Did you drink from the toilet bowl this morning?) and was like, "Mackenzie, I don't think you want to go up there and spread the gossip because I won't be the one getting expelled. You will as you're just a random Hollister bully!"
You then hovered your phone in front of my delicate eyes and I could not believe what I saw!
You had actually had the audacity to take a photo of what I wrote. You know, the part where I said about all the lies i'm going to spread. I was... literally I can't even...
Anyway, at least I know you aren't nice at all. You were about to utterly trash my life! You are so stupid, Nikki Maxwell!
And like you already know, I obviously still took part in the Gossip Show but unfortunately I did not share news about you. I literally I had to backstab my bff (Jessica) because of you. Plus I forced myself to apologise to the girl too, just to save our friendship. I do not apologise! People are supposed to apologise to me, just so that I cannot forgive them.
Anyway, I got up on stage and was like, "Hi, I'm Mackenzie Hollister. Obviously, you all know as i'm your perfectly fabulous Queen Bee. I have the best GOSSIP up my sleeve here. This may be extremely upsetting to one of you in here, who has a close relationship to me. Please just remember that I am about to do this because of a bully in our school. My gossip is that JESSICA used to pee the bed until she was eleven years old!"
There was a gasp through the room and everyone began gossiping immediately. I felt so sorry for Jessica who was now sat alone in the centre of the front row. Everyone had moved away from her as if she were a germ.
It should have been you being treated like the germ you are. Not Jessica.
Anyways, i'm going to give this book back to you now, but not before I tell you one last thing.
I HATE YOU FILTHY, NASTY, UNCIVILISED DORK OF A MAXWELL!
YOU ARE READING
Dork Diaries - Glossing Gossip
JugendliteraturIt's Nikki Maxwell's first day at her High School and she is hoping to go from super dork to super chic. That is until her worst enemy appears on the scene, intent on ruining her life forever!