Saturday, September 7
Today was super KA-RAY-ZEE!
I went on a date with BRANDON!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
However, it wasn't 'peaceful & romantic' but rather 'dramatic & romantic'. Well, I guess that's my life.
(Warning: This is probs my longest diary entry ever!)
So I started the day by trying to find the best outfit to wear. It was a super hard challenger though!
Note to self: Plan outfit before the day of the date
All of my clothes were either too casual, too formal, too crazy or too sassy. So in the end, I mixed and matched and came up with a super-cute outfit.
After that, I walked over to the Cupcakery. OMG! I was so scared! Especially when I saw Brandon sat at a table with two luscious-looking cupcakes. I almost melted right there on the spot.
I felt soooooo stupid when I walked over and asked what he was doing there. Duh! He was waiting for his date, aka me! c:
Anyways, we were having a super great time until...
MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!
Literally, she is such a DRAMA QUEEN!
She slammed open the doors and came strutting in with two CCP's following behind her. She scanned the room before her eyes landing on our table.
She turned to both her friends and gave an evil smirk. She was up to something.
I couldn't believ it when she sayshayed over and stood directly in front of us with her hands planted on her hips.
She looked like some self-absorbed diva! OOPS! That is actually a fact. Sorry, Mackenzie. c:
NOT! :c
That is when she said, "Oh my gosh, girls! They have finally made it legal to let uncivilised dogs into society." She gave me a wicked smile and began plastering on another 3 layers of 'steal-your-man pinky-pie' lip-gloss.
How dare that girl call me an UNCIVILISED DOG! Like, who does she think she is?!
That's when I totally lost it and screamed, "Really, Mackenzie?! You think i'm an uncivilised dog?! Well, I can sure tell you that you are a cold-hearted, selfish SLUG!"
But I just said that inside my head so no-one else could hear it but me.
That is when Mckenzie began shamelessly flirting with Brandon. She kept twirling her hair around her finger and saying, "Braaaaaaaaaaaaandon," like she had lost her mind or something.
Mackenzie being obsessed with Brandon per usual
The reason Brandon and Mackenzie will never be a thing is because Brandon actually has a brain. Brandon stared back at her blank-faced and said, "Um, Mackenzie? Nikki and I are on a date before you came and interrupted us. And only a minute ago, you called US uncivilised dogs."
OMG! Mackenzie was like so shocked. And her excuse was just, well, LAME!
"Um, well... um... I didn't call you two uncivilised dogs. I called... um... those people over there uncivilised dogs," Mackenzie said, pointing to a family of four who were busy gobbling up some yummy, chocolate and vanilla ice-cream cupcakes.
But me and Brandon didn't believe her one bit and Mackenzie could clearly see that.
"We, I do know that our little catch-up is going to end in a second but I do so hope you are ready to get expelled in thirtenn days. That's both of you by the way. And so you know, there is nothing you can do to stop me, you dirty, worthless, uncivilised DORKS!" Mackenzie exclaimed and then flipped her and sashayed away.
"You say it like it's a bad thing!" I called after her along with another batch of dirty looks. It was too good to resist. c:
However, Mackenzie has now just brought on another batch of anxiety since I still have no way to solve my Gossip Show issue.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Why is my life so hopelessly CRUDDY?!
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Dork Diaries - Glossing Gossip
Novela JuvenilIt's Nikki Maxwell's first day at her High School and she is hoping to go from super dork to super chic. That is until her worst enemy appears on the scene, intent on ruining her life forever!