How to annoy the Fandoms~!

How to Annoy... WTNV Fandom!

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Do not mention Desert Bluffs.

It is horrible.

Horrible

Do not mention Angels

it is illegal

they also don't exist

DO NOT QUESTION WHY KHOSHEKH IS FLOATING

HE IS THE BEST STATION PET EVER

Do not enter the Dog park

Do not think about the Dog park

Dogs are not allowed in the Dog park

The Dog park does not exist

Do not communicate with the hooded figures

HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Do not deny that CarlosxCecil is basically cannon

Cecil is gay, do you hear the way he talks about Carlos?

SO IT'S CANNON

Vote correctly

Or your family member shall be taken until vote is corrected

Vote McDaniel for Mayor

The Apache Tracker is an Ass

Do not enter the whispering forest

Do not apply for an internship at the Community Radio station

You'll end up like Chad

and Dylan

and Lelan

and Brad

and Stacy

and Dana

and Dana's Doubleganger

and Richard

and the rest of them

and the rest to come.

Remember, all writing utensils are banned

Anyone breaking this ban will be picked up by the Sheriff's Secret Police immediately

When the Street Cleaners come, STAY CALM AND RUN AWAY SCREAMING

The City Council advises you to keep a dream journal!

Even though writing things on paper is banned

Kill your Double

Avoid the man in the tan jacket

Carlos has perfect hair

Shun Telly for cutting that perfect hair

STEVE CARLBERG IS A JERK.

HE DESERVES TO LIVE IN DESERT BLUFFS

What a jerk

Remember- Guns don't kill people

Bloodloss and organ damage does

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE.

PEOPLE KILL GUNS.

Do not anger Station Management

AlL HaIl tHe GlOw cLoUd

Follow your heart, it leaves a trail of blood and is easy to follow

if you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

Basically, I've told you every little thing that this guy lives by.

OH! He doesn't believe in mountains.

They totally don't exist.

Sorry I- I've just been handed a note from my intern! Miss Snoicvanillamilkshake! hang on. Oh! it's from WTNV Fandom! Lovely!

it reads-

"A friendly Desert community. Where the sun is Hot. the Moon is Beautiful. And mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE."

And now....

THE WEATHER