Chapter 8- Okay, She's Crazy

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~~~~~ Y/n's pov ~~~~~

After the long journey to the castle, Bayard drops me off near a little pond next to the castle

"There's only one way across."

I look in front of me to see heads floating above the water, I gag at the sight

"Lost my muchness, have I?"

I begin jumping on them one by one until I am at a hole that leads into the building

I signal Bayard to throw the hat over, which he did, I run through the hole and see the Queen in all Red using a flamingo to hit a porcupine

It flys my way which caused the queen to tell the rabbit to get it, as the rabbit made his way he sparked

"Well, if it isn't the wrong Y/n. What are you doing here?"

I roll my eyes

"I'm here to rescue the hatter, do you happen to have any more of that cake?"

He reaches out and pulls a square piece out, I begin to take a few bits

"Not all of it!"

He takes a step back while shaking his hands and keeps repeating 'Stop'

I grew at least 7 feet tall

The queen then makes her way over to me and asks what I was

"It's a who, Majesty. This is, um-"

"From Umbridge."

She looks me up and down

"What happened to your clothes?"

"I outgrew them, I've been growing a lot lately, I tower over everyone in Umbridge and they make fun of me. So, I've come to you, hoping you might understand what it's like."

"My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes. Use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.

We then walk up to her throne and she sits down

"I need a pig here!"

A pig then makes its way hurriedly to the queen's feet and lays underneath them

"I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet. Would you like one, Um?"

I shake my head and smile to not give anything away

"No, thank you."

"Sit!"

Just then a couple of monkeys come out holding up a red cushioned chair, they seem terrified

I give a slight look at the queen and knew she was impatient, I show a slight smile and sit down

"Where's my fat boy? You must simply meet them. I love my fat boys. Fat boys!"

Two twin boys holding hands then start making their way toward both of us, I felt my heart drop as they noticed me

"Speak boys, amuse us."

They hit each other as they look at me in astonishment, I was shaking my head no ever so slightly

"I love my fat boys. Now go."

They walk off and someone with an eye patch steps out from behind us, I couldn't help but roll my eyes

"And who is this lovely creature?"

'Unless you're the mad hatter, don't ever say that again or else I'll vomit.'

"It's my new favorite. Her name is Um."

He then looks at me and smiles, I could feel the acid from my stomach come up

"I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind."

"Her name is Um, idiot!"

I struggle to hold in my chuckle from escaping but managed to swallow it, as he looked at me I replied

"From Umbridge."

I let a little smile slip out, the look on his face was hilarious

"Any luck with the prisoner?"

"He's stubborn."

"You're too soft. Bring him!"

'Were they talking about the Mad Hatter?'




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