It's nearly time for Hades and Persephone to part once more. This is that story. But made kind of positive. This is purely a self indulgent fic. It's also an apology for not writing as much as I used to and for the horrendous title.
It's 4.5k words. There's some smut at the end, but it's mostly just Hades!Harry being grumpy as hell and Persephone trying to keep it together.
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Hades, or Harry, looks at his wife across the table as she speaks with Thanatos to redefine the barriers of the incoming souls for the next day. "The grays," she says softly, pointing at the map she's made herself with parchment and ink, "must be spoken to after they've crossed the river Styx. I'll speak with them as well to make sure they're peaceful and not restless. Hopefully the abode we've made for them will keep them satiated and at bay for the day. Charon will be negotiated with later today as well."
Persephone first introduced the idea of a "going away party" when she arrived back to Hades 6 months ago. She'd excitedly spoken about this new thing that mortals introduce where they celebrate goodbyes with drinks, food, music, and dance instead of sorrow and anguish. It's what she envisioned for her own departure. Now that it's actually happening, Harry isn't so sure he's all that excited about the idea.
"To go out with a big bang, as the mortals say," she'd argued, fluttering around him as he walked away from her at the first mention of it. His fists were clenched, an odd tightness in his chest.
"I will not be celebrating you leaving the realm you belong in," he'd said, avoiding her.
"I belong in two places, darling. And you're not actually celebrating me leaving. You're celebrating the promise that I'll be back. And spring."
He had rolled his eyes. "I'm not too keen on celebrating something I never experience. Nor care about." He'd added the last part angrily and regretted it afterwards, but his wife was too worked up about other things to take offense.
She'd held her ground in front of him, her hands on his chest. She'd slammed the door shut to their room without looking and stared up at him angrily. "I don't care that you don't know what spring is. I don't care that all you know is gloominess and darkness and ghosts. What I do care about is that when I'm leaving, I'll want us to be enjoying ourselves. So fine. Don't celebrate my leaving or spring or sunshine, but celebrate the amazing 6 months we're about to have together."
Hades had wrapped his hands around her biceps, picked her up, and set her aside. "I will not be happy that day no matter how many heroes and warriors and drinks you bring to this party. I will be mourning the loss of my wife, who I won't see for the next 6 months."
She trailed after him as he continued out of their room. Upon leaving, Hades had run into Hermes who had grinned and held a scroll, saying, "Your brother is pissed off. Guess which one?"
"Who invited you in?"
"Hecate of course. Hey, look. Guess the right brother and I'll spin your queen a dress of pure gold."
But Harry had waved Hermes away and called for Hecate to secure him somewhere out of his sight. He'd ignored the way Hermes had muttered, "Well, I don't blame Zeus." And normally, Harry would have very big problems with others coming in between his feud with his brothers, but he was too angry with his wife to care.
"Listen to me," Persephone continued, stalking after him. "Why must we weep and suffer when I leave? I hate it too, so can't we just try this? Something new? You know, the mortals seem to like it just fine."
Hades stopped, turning to face his wife. "We," he said quietly, angrily, "are not mortals. We experience emotions worse than them. My sorrow for my wife leaving me is nothing compared to anything a mortal would feel."
