Teenage!South Park x reader || oneshots

Kyle x reader | "I don't like you"

18.11.2019

[3th person]

"fuck off you fucking jew!" Cartman yelled at Kyle who just told Cartman to shut up. "You fucking fat ass!" "Don't call me fat!"

A slap was heard and everyone turned. "Hey!" Cartman yelled back. "Why did you slap me you bitch!?" He yelled and the person just looked back at all the other kids.

"We are in the middle of class. You can do all that damn shit later you fucking fat ass" Y/N said and took her pen. "Or maybe get a room you two."

Everyone was laughing, besides Cartman and Kyle. "Y/N!!" They both yelled in sinc. Y/N knew them both since years because of Kenny.

Mr. Mackey quite down the class before continuing with math.

Ring

"And that's how you can duplicate the numbers easier-. Well. Everything you didn't got to finish in school, you got to finish at home, mkay?" He said, nobody listening to shit he said. Everyone was packing up getting ready to leave as Kyle came up to me.

"Hey dude" I looked at him. "Hi?" I said, pretty much confused. "What's up?" "That slap that you've given Cartman was pretty insane, and the sound it made was hilarious!" He said and giggled.

"Thanks dude, but what's up else? Was that everything? Or do you like me now?" I said and smiled. "No, I don't like you yet either. Not in a way you think at least. We're friends that's all." He said and turned to Stan.

"Hey dude, did you already ask everyone?" Stan asked and looked at me. "So you coming today too?" Da Stan asked me. "To where? And why even?" I asked back, pretty much more confused than as Kyle came to me to tell me I did something good to Cartman.

"To my place, I wanted my friends over, we just wanted to hang out all together, playing games and stuff." He said and looked at me.

"Sure, I'll come" I said and smiled back. "Okay, come over as soon as you can Y/N! Some already come directly after school" He said and walked away, Kyle following behind.

"Mom! I am going to a friend's place!" I yelled and only heard a muttered 'yes' before I ran out the door.

I ran towards Stan's house and already saw him outside, waving in my direction. "Hey Stan!" I said and waved before coming to an halt Infront of him.

"Good you're here! Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Tweek and Craig are here already. The others aren't here just yet like Token, Clyde, Jimmy and butters" I nodded before we both headed inside

"Hello everyone" "Hey Y/N" Kyle greeted happily; "Let's wait for the others" I glanced at Kyle. He was actually pretty fun, if he wasn't in a bad mood.

The time went by really really quickly, we played some games, watched TV went into the woods and before we knew it, was it 8 pm already and I needed to go home.

"What a shit. Well, gues I'll see you tomorrow, c'mon Wendy, let's go now" I said and Wendy followed. "Bye, Stan~!" She teased and gave him a kiss. Stan puked before he looked at her again.

Wendy laughed it off and we went to the door. "Bye guys~! Bye Kyle~!" I teased them. Wendy and I laughed as we made our way home.

I don't like this chapter at all