Teenage!South Park x reader || oneshots

Kyle x Stan x reader|Both

Poly AU this is a stress comfort for stress at home! I do hope you enjoy it! :D

07.05.2023

Sooo, being in a relationship is the one thing, being with TWO at the SAME time? That's the other! But honestly, it's not a bad thing!

I am in a relationship with two of the cutest little boys in the world.

"Stan!!" I yell at him while he runs to Kyle. "Oh god, Kyle's gonna kill me Red!" I yell and run away. "You c-"

I am running to the goth kids. They won't find me here.

I breath out, "save" I tell myself.
"What are you doing here?" Henrietta asks and looks at me in a weird way. I can understand why, but right now I don't wanna go back out.

"Henrietta! Dear! I am just trying to win again someone in hide and seek! You don't mind me being here, right?" I ask her and smile awkwardly. "Whatever, just don't desturb us" I breath out as she turnes her back.

I sit down about 5 meters from the goth kids and enjoy the time till break's over. I can see Stan clearly explained what happened to Kyle who looks shooked, then angry, then sad, then confused.

Just what do they talk about?

"Life is a pain that slowly rubs salt into the wounds other created..-" Micheal says and I look at them. "How can you guys be like that, ALL the time?" "We just see the truth in this world." Uh okay?

The bell ring.. oh fucking damn it

I go inside and try my absolutely best to avoid both Stan and Kyle but that obviously doesn't work. "Y/N. Can we talk" I hear them say. I turn around and laugh. "No silly! We have class!" "Who cares dude?" Stan asks and pulls me to the side.

"So, Y/N. Explain yourself!" Stan says and I sigh, "really?" "Yes!" They yell in sync. "Okay okay jesus!" I yell back at them.

"Well, you see.. Kyle. I have a lot of stress at home and since Stan mother and mine met at the supermarket a while ago, my family decided to invite his over to diner." I say and look at Kyle, then Stan.

"And then he randomly came into my room and saw how stress I apparently was.. and asked be about it till I talked." I say and get ready to leave. "You could have just said so!" Kyle says and walked behind me. "I wanted to, but not now."

"Okay then. You can tell us everytime in detail of what is stressing you at home!" I look at them and sigh. "Well.. so... [Insert what's stressing you in here!]"

They look at me, they look stunned and sad. We sit down on my bed, and Stan begins to lay down first. "Come lay down." Stan says and opens his arms. I lay down, on his chest as arms wrap themselves around me.

"You two are so cute.." I say and smile. "We can say the same for you, love.." Kyle says and hugs me. "Sleep, c'mon. You deserve rest without stress" Stan says and I close my eyes.