Teenage!South Park x reader || oneshots

Kyle x reader|jealousy

03.05.2023

"helloooo, Kyle!~" I say and walk up from behind. "Oh, hey Y/N" he says back and I smile. "So, how was it yesterday?" I ask him and he stops walking down the hallway. "what do you mean?" He asks back, "Your date?" I say and laugh, "kidding! But seriously, how was it? The hangout, I mean" I say now, giggling.

"Well, it was pretty good.. we went out to get food with the others, and we all went out to chill at her house." Kyle says and I look at her. She looks back at us, at Kyle specifically before she waves. Kyle waving back and she then looks at me, as I wave too.

"She is nice.." I say and side eye her for just a second, which she does not notice. "Yes, she really is! Oh and I also wanted to ask, do you wanna hang out after school? With Stan and the others?" Kyle asks. "Sure! Why not" I say and smile.

Kyle smiles back and then walks over to Stan while I make my way to the girls. "Well, hello there" I say to her." "Oh hello!" She is saying back. "You missed a part of the story that Vanessa was telling us! Vanessa, might you tell it again? For Y/N to hear too?" Wendy says smiling brightly-"Sure!"

I look at the clock, 5 more minutes to go. Then I can get out of here, because school will be over.

Sadly, Kyle had invited Vanessa too, which meant I had to do my best to try and get her away from what is mine.

I had written a letter to Wendy during class and asked for her help, and now Bebe was passing me the letter back.-'Sure! I'll help. We are friends after all!'

I smile and look at Wendy who smiles back, ready to go after what we planned. I look back up to see Mr. Garrison writing down our homework for today, which I didn't plan to do anytime soon.

The meet up was very close after school ended and so, I had to get ready so the plan would succeed.

The bell is finally ringing, meaning that our plan is about to begin.

As we walk out of class, Kyle comes over to me. He grabs my shoulder gently and smiles, "I'm glad you can come, I also wanted to ask if you could invite Wendy to us, Stan forgot to ask Wendy and she's in the Girls bathroom, can you?" He asks. I just nod and he's thanking me with a hug before turning away to leave.

I grab my backpack and get out of the classroom before going inside the girls bathroom. "Wendy?" I ask and a flushing can be heard. "Yes?" She answers as she comes out of the stall.

M! reader bathroom version:

"What are you doing inside the girls bathroom?" She asks and I shrink, "I needed to ask you quickly if you can come to the hangout in a few minutes, Stan forgot to ask you" "well of course he did!" She says huffing before pulling me out the bathroom.

F! Or N-b! Reader bathroom version:

"Oh hey, what brings you here Y/N?" She is asking as she goes to wash her hands. "Well, Kyle asked me to invite you to the hangout in a few minutes since Stan has forgotten to ask" I say back and she Huff's. "Of course he did." She then says and we leave the bathroom.

Normal again?

"Well, what are we waiting for?" Wendy says and runns 9ut the school, I do too.

We arrive at the hangout quick before Vanessa has arrived. Me and Wendy loom at each other before heading to the others. Time to get this plan over with..

We just wanted to walk to Kyle and Stan, but Vanessa arrived and now they where walking over. "Damnit." Wendy and I say in sync, looking at each other. "Let's do it in a few minutes again, so it isn't too obvious" Wendy says, pronouncing the 'too' in a jealous voice. "Good idea.." I say back.

A few minutes had passed and I felt my jealousy grow bigger and bigger. It wasn't fair.

I looked over at Wendy and began to tell her jokes, the plan had changed to that a few minutes ago. We changed from 'let's talk to Stan and Kyle as much as possible!' to 'lets tell jokes to get their attention on us!'

We were laughing as Wendy fell to the ground from laugher, she fell pretty hard and her laughing faded. "Gosh, Wendy, are you okay!?" I yell and kneel down to her. "Yeah, it's nothing." She answers but the fall had caught Stan's attention so Kyle also looked over to us.

"Wendy? Are you okay?" Stan said and came over. "Everything okay?" Vanessa asked too. Wendy looked at me and I looked at Vanessa. "Yeah, why do you even ask?" Wendy said and Stan looked at Kyle.

As he looked back at Wendy she was already standing up again, we both had enough and looked at each other before nodding, "we leave. Apparently you only care for us when we get injured." She said out loud before whispering in my ear, "it wasn't part of the plan but actually my leg hurts really, let's go"

I nodded in agreement and as Wendy grabbed my shoulder to hold herself up better, Stan looked at her, "What do you mean? Of course we still care about you!" Kyle nodded to his talking.

"Oh yes? Well, we can see it very clearly otherwise!" I said and Wendy nodded. "What do you mean? Wait, don't tell me.." Stan said and we just have him a slight death stare. "Are you two jealous of Vanessa. "If you two really are, know that I am not into your boys, I'm with Dan, from the 5th grade" Vanessa said.

"Now be honest, are you ready okay Wendy?" Stan said and Wendy looked at me. In that very second I threw her into Stan's arms and placed my hands on my waist. "Of course she isn't, asshole!" I said and huffed light.

Kyle came closer and slightly opened his arms. I looked at him before smiling and letting myself fall into his arms. "Sweet, but now cut the love thing!! We are here to hang out! Not to make out!" Cartman yelled and began to walk towards us, "fucking jew and his asshole friend." "Shut up fatass!" They yell in sync..