Honky Cat

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"Right, whose present should I open first?" Elton asked, scanning the pile. "I'll do yours first, guys. I'm killing four birds with one stone then. Or in this case, four Beatles!"

Ringo started laughing, Paul chuckled to himself and the other two smiled at each other. It was a pretty good joke.

"We hope you like it!" George smiled. "We all pitched in and bought you this."

When Elton picked it up, the present felt squishy. Like a soft kind of squishy. A fabric kind of squishy...

"Oh my god!" He exclaimed. "It's clothes!"

He unfolded the outfit and when he saw it a grin came across his face. It was a bright red number that just screamed him.

 It was a bright red number that just screamed him

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(This one!)

"It's lovely!" He exclaimed, bringing all four Beatles into a tight hug. "Thank you so much, you four."

"You're so welcome." Ringo smiled. "We knew you'd like it."

"The moment John saw it in the shops he picked it up and bought it."

"Well, you know me well."

John blushed. "I try my best."

"Right, onto the next one!" Elton smiled. "I'll do you and the guys next, Mick."

He picked up the big box and opened it, revealing a set of tapes. He picked up one and read the title on the side.

"Mick, you dirty little bugger!"

"What is it, Elton?" David asked.

"It's all those raunchy films on the adult channel!" Elton laughed. "Including those experimental Andy Warhol ones..."

David facepalmed at the mention of the artist. "Oh god, not the Andy Warhol ones..."

"Did you know he got shot?" John asked. "He nearly died!"

"I'm watching these in bed tomorrow when I'm hungover." Elton said as he put the tapes away. "Thanks, Mick. It's a weird one, but I love it."

"Anytime."

Next, he got a bunch of clothes based items. A funky pair of glasses from Roger, a hat from John and a nice pair of shoes from Brian. He tried all three of them on at the same time and, in the words of Paul, looked a right sight.

"Oh Elton, you tart!" Freddie laughed, having ended up on the floor. "Whose present are you opening next?"

"I'll do Rod's now." Elton said, already going to open it. "Oh wow!"

"What do you think?" Rod asked hopefully.

I'm his hands, Elton held a pair of jeans with a couple of patches on them.

I'm his hands, Elton held a pair of jeans with a couple of patches on them

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