My Colleague Keeps Having Lewd Dreams About Me?!

Good for you, Yoo Joonghyuk.

There's not a lot of things Kim Dokja cared about in his workplace, but a personal inspection by Uriel, head of the HR Department, was definitely one of them.

Why an inspection? He doesn't know. It's not like he does any real work. The QA Department was just a bogus department made to deal with annoying user complaints when the other departments didn't want to.

But still, Uriel seemed to take an uncanny interest in his work, even reading carefully through the bug report he typed up on his computer.

Kim Dokja tried not to wince. It was hard to concentrate when the human equivalent of a lightbulb fluttered around his desk. Especially one that could walk in the Lightbulb Fashion Week and fire him immediately.

He hoped she didn't notice him hastily closing the YJH wiki tab he was going through before she came.

Since she was taking the effort to inspect a lowly contracted employee like him, it would be better to impress her a bit, no?

Kim Dokja peeks into her brain.

[He has a nice face... and nice hands! They say people with big hands have a big 'nose' too, hmm...]

Huh?

Kim Dokja has no idea how that is relevant to his work, but he guessed it had something to do with having a 'pleasant countenance'. Or not. He earnestly wanted no part in whatever weird stuff the HR folks got into.

"Kim Dokja-ssi, do you know Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi from the Accounting Department?"

"Yoo Joonghyuk? I do know him. Why?" She saw the tab. Kim Dokja wants to crawl into a hole and die.

"Nothing!" She says with a bright smile befitting an angel. But what was this ominous feeling?

[Kim Dokja deserves a pay rise for his good work!♡]

Woah. Was this the result of his undying loyalty to Minosoft and his rigorous work ethic?

Definitely not, but Kim Dokja wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Maybe this was God apologizing for the headache that was Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja gives Uriel his best customer service smile and God a silent thanks.

~~

When Kim Dokja goes to the break room for his obligatory shitty coffee, he sees Yoo Joonghyuk sitting on the couch.

He has his eyes closed and a peaceful expression on his face, almost as if he were meditating. Only Kim Dokja knows what he was actually thinking about... Did men normally have a stomach so round? And why was Yoo Joonghyuk kissing him there so tenderly?

Anyways, there seemed to be a DVD with a flashy cover on the table in front of him. Curious, Kim Dokja goes to pick it up but a hand reaches out to grab his wrist.

"Don't touch that," Yoo Joonghyuk says very seriously.

[If Kim Dokja sees that, I...]

Kim Dokja blinks. For the calm, cool Yoo Joonghyuk to be this defensive over a DVD, there must be something in it.

"Well, if you didn't want anyone to see this you shouldn't have kept it lying around like that, Yoo Joonghyuk-ssi," he says sweetly, as his other hand tries to reach the DVD. His efforts are foiled again though, as Yoo Joonghyuk's very large, very warm hands circle his wrist, and Kim Dokja, this is really not the time to be thinking about bondage-

"Kim Dokja, no." His sharp eyes stare down disapprovingly at him.

It was kind of fun teasing this stingy bastard.

Kim Dokja huffs. "Fine! Be that way."

He jerks his hands out of Yoo Joonghyuk's grasp and looks away. Yoo Joonghyuk clears his throat and stands awkwardly, as if he didn't know what to say now.

Once Kim Dokja deems it safe enough, he rushes out and takes the DVD, and steps back to make some distance between him and Yoo Joonghyuk.

"Kim Dokja!" Yoo Joonghyuk lunges at him and suddenly Kim Dokja has a faceful of a very hard chest.

"Ack- I can just take a look, no? What's in this DVD?" he huffs out.

"None of your business." How eloquent.

But Kim Dokja is not one to give up so easily, that he takes pride in. So he maneuvers around, trying to gain some leeway. Yoo Joonghyuk gives his all to stop him.

Just as they scuffled around, the door opened to let in a frazzled Uriel.

"Dokja-ssi! I have-"

Kim Dokja looked up to see her surprised and rapidly reddening face. She whimpered weakly as her eyes flitted between Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk, who was pressed against his back, hands around his body trying to snatch the dvd.

"Um... I'm sorry for interrupting! Please go on!" And then she ran out holding her hand to her nose.

What was up with her? Did Yoo Joonghyuk scare her off with a glare? Kim Dokja knew he was a crass bastard but to think it was to this extent...

In his brief moment of distraction, Yoo Joonghyuk snatches the DVD from him. He levels a smug look at Kim Dokja for a moment, and then walks away with the DVD.

"You could have just shown me that," Kim Dokja tried one last time.

Yoo Joonghyuk stops in his tracks. "Maybe later," he mutters, and walks on.

Yoo Joonghyuk was really such a bastard.