Unknown: AsRIELuus, COMe to my office, please!!
Asrielus: Oh no. It's him.
Principal Homework, age thirty-five and the principal of Autobot Academy.
He has the weirdest catchphrase ever.
His catchphrase is literally just screaming the word homework.
For some reason, he called me to his office while he himself was still in class.
We're a bit short-staffed.
Principal Homework: Class, good job today, and you know what you get now as a reward.
[The class sighs while bracing for impact, for some reason.]
Principal Homework: HOMEWORK!!
[Principal Homework pulls out a machine gun that strangely looks like a dollar store water gun and blasts homework onto each of his students' desks. Oh, that's why they were bracing for impact.]
Principal Homework: Now, I have one more announcement to make.
[Principal Homework clears his throat as he is about to say something that seems to be important.]
Principal Homework: There is a new kid coming to class tomorrow, and I want you to treat him with respect.
Also, this new kid is in a completely different grade, so I don't know why I'm telling you this.
Now, without further ado, class dismissed.
[Asrielus walks into Principal Homework's classroom.]
Principal Homework: Oh! Asrielus, I expected to see you in my office.
Why are you here?
Asrielus: Well, I sort of just saw you here, so I thought I might as well see you in here.
Principal Homework: Very well, then.
I am assigning you a new student to tutor.
His name is Caleven.
Asrielus: Oh, that's it.
I thought it'd be more serious like the Chosen One or Optimus Prime's son.
Principal Homework: Well, it is.
Asrielus: I'm sorry, what now...?
Principal Homework: He is both the Chosen One and Optimus Prime's son.
Now, you have to tutor him for four hours every day.
Asrielus: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THAT'S WAY TOO LONG!! WHAT ELSE?! IS HE GONNA LIVE WITH ME OR SOMETHING?!
Principal Homework: Precisely, you are on fire today.
I think you deserve a reward Asrielus.
You know what that means.
Asrielus: I hate my life.
Principal Homework: HOMEWORK!!
[Principal Homework blasts at least fifty pages of multiple choice, true or false, and short answer questions in Asrielus's face.]
Asrielus: WHAT?! I HAVE TO DO FIFTY PAGES AND TUTOR A KID?!
[Asrielus sighs.]
Asrielus: I don't get paid enough for this.
Principal Homework: Now, let me introduce you to him.
He's the son of the leader of the Autobots.
He's really young.
Meet Caleven.
["The Price is Right" theme plays as Caleven, age five, walks in giggling like a young child does.]
Asrielus: THIS IS HIM?! HE LOOKS TOO YOUNG TO EVEN BE IN PRESCHOOL!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRAIN HI-
Principal HW: (cutting Asrielus off) You get one-thousand dollars a day.
Asrielus: I'll do it. (speaking to Caleven)
Let's get home kid.
We've got a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long journey ahead of us.
[After at least an hour of saying how long their journey would be, they get in a car and drive home.]
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Autobot Academy (Book 1)
FanfictionAsrielus is a teacher at Autobot Academy. When he is assigned to train an unexpected student, what troubles will they face? Who will they meet? And what will happen to their future? This is a fanfiction I'm writing. I may make a TV show out of it so...
