Dipper (narrating): Ahh, summer break ...
A man stood at a barbecue flipping a burger.
Man: So, do you want cheese on that hon?
Woman: Sure, Hank.
Two children run around chasing eachother in circles joyfully.
Dipper (narrating): A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy ... Unless you're me.
A golf buggy suddenly rips through a Gravity Falls billboard with 3 children inside.
Children: Ahh!
They scream as one of them swerves the car round bends and off a cliff where they plummeted down to an untimely end and died in agonising pain against sharp rocks at the bottom.
Retake
They scream as one of them swerves the car round bends and off a cliff where they land safely on a road and continue driving. On the cliff a creature growled as it knocked over the trees that stood in its path.
Mabel: It's getting closer!
The creature held its arms forwards and attempted to grab the golf buggy but missed by a few inches. Which, y'know thats quite a large amount ... probably has a nice personality. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah the giant monster almost killing the mortals.
The golf cart ran over a rock making it jump and spin in the air before thudding on the ground.
Dipper (narrating): My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. The boy in the backseat clutching that weird green ball is Y/N. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
The creature grabs a tree and pulls it out of the ground and throws it at the golf cart.
Children: Ah!
The tree flies over them and lands in the middle of the road, blocking their path.
Mabel: Look out!
She points at the tree and the golf cart swerves around it.
Dipper (narrating): Rest assured there's a perfectly logical explanation. Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods. After hours and hours of nagging and pleading they eventually let us bring along our best friend Y/N who was more than happy to come.
Y/N is seen clutching his front door as his parents drag him out the house.
Y/N: I'm not going to Downward Force Stumble or whatever that place's name is!
Dad: You'll have a fun time!
Mum: If you go we'll let you commit 1 war crime there.
Y/N immediately rushes to the Pines's car and buckles in his seatbelt.
Y/N: Move it slowpokes! Chop chop chop!
As the car sped off to the closest bus stop Y/N's dad put his arm around his mum's shoulder.
Dad: We raised him right.
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This Weird Town (Gravity Falls x Male reader)
FanfictionMeet Y/N, the most eccentric and energy filled boy ever. When he is sent away one summer with his best friends, the Pines twins, he expects a boring trip to an equally as boring town called Gravity Falls. However what he doesn't realise is that this...
