This Weird Town (Gravity Falls x Male reader)

Y/N's day out

So, I've kinda noticed that Y/N is more of a side character to this book and I don't really like that. So every few chapters I'm gonna make a fanmade chapter with Y/N as the centre off attention. Anyway, enjoy the chapter.

Y/N woke up and rubbed his eyes sleepily. He looked over at where the Pines twins's beds and saw they were empty.

Y/N: Oh no, not again! Don't tell me I made Home Alone real! It was already bad enough when I made my teacher into a super hero and forced him to fight a giant toilet with a clinically insane man! Wow, that sounded alot better in my head.

Y/N looked in his bag and saw the monster squad sleeping peacefully.

Y/N: Awwww, best leave them asleep. Playing battleships yesterday took alot of energy out of them. Who knew they were resistant to missiles!

Y/N got up and walked downstairs.

Y/N: Grunkle Stan? Huh, whats this?

Y/N picked up a note left on the table.

Note:
Dear Y/N,
                  We've left to go into town to get groceries, we'll be back later. Don't commit any war crimes while we're gone, Grunkle Stan wants to take notes on how to get away with it. We left you some food in the fridge incase you get hungry.

L❤️ve,
             Mabel xoxoxoxoxo

Y/N: Hmmmmm. Seems like I should be responsible and take care of the house while they're gone ...

Y/N looked at his wrist.

Y/N: Hmm, it's 9:30 ... how do I know this? I need to get a watch. Aha! That's what I'll do! I'll abandon all responsibilities and go buy something. But where do I find money ...

Y/N stroked an imaginary beard and squinted.

Y/N: Hmmmm, I wonder where Grunkle Stan keeps his wallet.

Y/N looked around the room and entered the mystery shack gift shop. Wendy was at the desk reading her magazine.

Y/N: Wendrone McWendyson. Wherefort art the Grunkliest of Stan's money pouch?

Wendy looked over to him and bowed.

Wendy: Oh Y/Nsford L/Nsfon Esquire, I know not the whereabouts of mine boss's purse. Perhaps Sir Soos knows of it's location.

Y/N: Ight, thanks Wendy.

Wendy: No probs Y/N.

They both finger gunned each other and Y/N walked through the doorway and saw Soos fixing a lightbulb.

Y/N: Soos! I used up all my fancy medieval words on Wendy.

Soos: Aw, man.

Y/N: But do you know where Grunkle Stan's wallet is? I wanna go buy something.

Soos: Sorry, dude, no clue. But hey, you can borrow some of my cash. You know I got the moola.

Soos took out his wallet and gave Y/N $20 which Y/N tucked safely into his pocket.

Y/N: Thanks Soos, cya later bro.