It was another day at the mystery shack and Mabel, Dipper and Y/N were sitting at table, each of them holding a bottle of syrup. Dizzy, Mosh, Wingman and Thrash looked at them confused and as if the trio had lost their mind.
Mabel: Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
Mabel holds up her syrup bottle, Sir Syrup. Dipper holds his bottle up named Mountie Man.
Dipper: I'm always ready!
Y/N help up his bottle named "Y/N's syrup, touch and I will kill your family."
Y/N: Then you know what this means!
Trio: Syrup race!
They all open their mouths and hold their syrup bottles over them.
Mabel: Go, Sir Syrup!
Dipper: Go, Mountie Man!
Y/N: Come on ... uhh ... syrup bottle!
The syrup begins to slowly slide out of the lid.
Trio: Go! Go!
Mabel: Almost ... Almost ...
Mabel pats the bottom of her syrup bottle and the syrup runs onto her tongue.
Mabel: Yes!
She coughs, choking on the syrup and Dipper pulls up a newspaper and starts reading it.
Mabel: I won! Bleah.
Y/N: Isn't that cheating.
Mabel: Y/N you cheat games all the time and we don't do anything about it.
Flashback to when the kids were playing Snakes and Ladders. Y/N got something from behind his back and pulled out a boa constrictor. Y/N lets it loose on the Pines twins as he continued to play the game.
Y/N: There was nothing about not using live snakes to strangle the opponents in the rule book.
Mabel: What about that time when we were playing Hide and Seek?
Flashback to Mabel counting and Y/N getting into a taxi to the airport and flying to France.
Y/N: It's a skill issue.
Mabel: And what about that time we played Battleships?
Y/N: The readers don't need to know about that ...
Dipper: Ho ho, no way! Hey, guys, check this out.
Dipper shows them the newspaper on a page showing a human sized hamster ball.
Mabel: Human-sized hamster balls? I'm human sized!
Dipper: No, no, Mabel. This.
Dipper shows them the other page which shows a monster photo contest.
Dipper: We see weirder stuff than that every day. We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?
Mabel: Nope, just memories. And this beard hair.
Mabel pulls out a tuft of gnome beard hair.
Dipper: Why did you save that?
Mabel shrugs her shoulders and Grunkle Stan enters the room.
Grunkle Stan: Uhh! Good morning, knuckleheads. You guys know what day it is?
Dipper: Um ... happy anniversary?
Mabel: Mazel tov!
Y/N: Is King Julien finally coming out of the hospital? I need to tell him how sorry I am.
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This Weird Town (Gravity Falls x Male reader)
FanfictionMeet Y/N, the most eccentric and energy filled boy ever. When he is sent away one summer with his best friends, the Pines twins, he expects a boring trip to an equally as boring town called Gravity Falls. However what he doesn't realise is that this...
