A/n: WE HAVE A NEW EVAN PHOTO ☝️ AHH. NOT HIM GIVING A BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE.
Mr.March like I promised🤞
Y/n:
You and James had been married and you knew he was getting bored of the relationship and so where you so you decided to spice things up.
"Goodnight James" "..." "Nevermind" you went to bed. You woke up to see an empty bed and a full shower (get it) "hey James morning" "good morning" "I'm going to the store really quick" "okay" you went to a decorative store and got fake roses his favorite food and dessert and a new suit (very expensive) you went back to the hotel/home and got everything ready "James is gonna love this!" You said as you and liz and you put flowers on the floor from the bed to the door "He'll love this trust me y/n!" "Ahh!" "Okay I'm gonna go get dressed into his favorite dress of mine" "okay see ya y/n, tell me how it goes" "okay!" You got dressed into this black long pretty dress and did your hair and makeup getting ready, then you heard a know "Dearest open the door!" "I'm coming" you turned on the record player making sure to play me and your mama- childish gambino- "Hi James" you said in tall black boots "Mhh hello y/n" you could see his boner from a mile away "Whoa there buster don't bust a button on your pants!" James looked down with red cheeks "Ah Dearest you know what this does to me" "Oh my he speaks!" "Dearest I'm very sorry we haven't been on the best sides bu-" "James it's alright" you walked in with James showing him the room "Ohh dearest !" James took the suit and chocolates on the bed placing you on it "I don't like chocolate I like you" "Oh James!" "I only wanna eat you" "JAMES!" "oh what dearest!" "Language?" "What about it?" You sat up kissing James "nothing" you mumbled "that's what I thought"
A/n: how was that?
