"Mike! You're next!" Sam yelled, Colby slapping him on the ass when he went to stand up.
"This is fucking terrifying" Mike laughed, his hands already sweating. You had recorded a few videos earlier but now you were just messing around. The lie detector operator slowly got him hooked up to the machine and your whole group started throwing questions at him.
"Which guy in the room would you date if you HAD to date one of them" you asked, Mike being one of your best friends, you loved messing with him. He looked around and considered his options.
"I can't pick Kevin. He's hung like a horse. I don't think I could handle that" Mike quipped, everyone in the room busting out in laughter. "Honestly? I'd have to say Colby. It would be like having a pet cat. All you need to do is put on some good music, feed him, and give him cuddles."
"Why is that so accurate?" Sam laughed.
"I'm offended you think Kevin has a bigger dick than me!" Colby dramatically argued.
"I don't know! I've never seen your dick!" Mike laughed looking to you. "Is Colby hung like a horse or a cat?" He asked, expecting you to have an answer.
"How the fuck am I supposed to know?" You threw your arms up in defense.
"Wait, really?" Jake asked. "I thought you two were...well never mind then" he laughed. "I thought Colby had finally gotten the balls to..."
"Hey! Don't insult my dick AND my balls!" Colby blushed and fake shoved Jake, not letting him finish his sentence.
Mike laughed "Can I be done with my turn?"
"Pick someone to go next" Sam told him.
"Y/n! Get your ass in the hot seat!" Mike called, your heart immediately starting to race.
"Do I have to?" You pleaded. "I'll do anything not to be hooked up to that thing."
"Don't be a pussy!" Kevin called out.
"We all have to do it" Kat added.
"Fuuuuck." You sat in the chair, trying to calm yourself.
"Okay, y/n. Who is the funniest person in the room?" Kevin asked.
"Mike. 100%." You answered.
"True" everyone heard your answer confirmed by the lie detector operator.
"Awww, I feel all fuzzy inside" Mike said, making you laugh.
"Who is the most attractive" Sam asked.
"Everyone is attractive for different reasons" you argued.
"Fuck that, you have to pick" he argued.
"Colby" you answered, looking over at his cheeks turn pink.
"True"
Jake jumped right into the next question. "Would you sleep with anyone in this room?" He asked.
"No." You answered, seeing a few confused faces.
"True"
"WHAT?" Kat stared at you. She knew you were in love with Colby, so she didn't know how you managed to slide by on that one. "Hmmm...would you date anyone in this room?" She asked, trying to catch you in what she thought was a lie.
"No." You answered confidently, seeing her mouth drop open.
"True"
"Damn. Either she's a really good liar or she thinks we're all gremlins" Kevin laughed.
