"Raccoon, time to wake up~" Puffy says in a sing-songy voice
*LOUD WHINE*
"I know, but you have to, look we even got more pillows and blankets this time, and we're going to go get Goat and put him in there with you"
The Child perk up instantly
He slowly crawls over
Puffy leans down and opens the crate for Raccoon to get in
Before the younger gets in he nudges Puffy's hand with his head, causing the elder to chuckle
"Here you go" she laughed while petting Raccoon behind the ears
He purrs softly, climbing into the carrier, debating if he should go back to sleep or stay up for Goat
He decided to stay awake-BUT! He was gonna make the 'nest' more comfy
"Goat, good morning~" Puffy says in the same sing-songy voice
"Good morning Captain" Goat said yawning slightly
Raccoon perks up, making little excited chitters
"Oh, Hello 'oon" Goat Trills
"Goat get in the carrier, and look, look how nice Raccoon made for you!" Puffy says hurriedly
"Wow, no food first?" Goat said sarcastically
"Sorry, we're in a rush today" Puffy said apologetically
"Fine" Goat sighed
He walks over to the crate, Puffy pets him on the head before he climbed in
"Hello Raccoon"
Raccoon makes a somewhat quiet stuttering hiss, moving him over, then fixing the impromptu nest
"Sorry, didn't mean to ruin the nest"
They head bonk, then Raccoon curls up in Goat lap, purring softly, falling asleep comfortably as Goat plays with his hair and rubs his ears softly
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Raccoon wakes up with a start
"Good morning sleepyhead" Goat says playfully
Raccoon growls playfully, lightly bonking Goat on the head with his paw
"*Le GAsP* I can't believe you've betrayed me like this" Goat says dramatically while putting his hand on his chest, causing a fit of giggles to come out of the smaller
"Shut up, both of you" a new voice says harshly
Both of the boys growl-Goat pushing Raccoon behind him-
The man picks up the carrier, opening it up, tipping the two cryptid's into a Cold hard cage
"Not even a goddamn blanket?" Goat hissed clearly annoyed
"Shut up"
Two other men show up
"You're good to go" one with white framed sunglasses
"Got it"
The man grabs the cage
They end up on a stage-a very LOUD stage
Raccoon whimpers and curls into himself, his tail wrapping around his legs
Goat sees him, then quickly and quietly covers the younger's ears
"And this, our final two item's, are things from our very own government, experiments, let's start the bidding at...... fifty"
"Seventy!" Said a man in green
"One-hundred!" Said another
"One-forty!" Yelled one in gold
"Two-sixty!"
"Six hundred!"
"One Million!!" The man in green yelled again
"Sold! Sold! To the gentleman in green!"
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Original word count: 476
Current word count: 476
This has been I'm the drafts for months and I found it and now I'm gonna finish it lol
YOU ARE READING
I'm not a pet! I'm a person
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