Every person who did not win left, and everyone who won stayed behind
"Hello sir" the mean man says to greenie
"SIR! SIR!" The security guard yelled
"What happened Sap?" Meanie asked
"There's a guy trying to get in"
The man in green looks toward the door
The man with the white framed glasses is attempting to hold back a talllll man with long braided pink hair
"Oh dear, that's my son, he's just helping me get everything to the car" green man said giggling
"Oh, GEORGE LET HIM IN!"
"Hey Tech" greenie says
"Hullo" -Tech- says, his voice is deep and hollow, it's makes the two Cryptid's mind scream 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘙
"So the money?" Meany says
"Here a check" greenie says
"Great you can take them, can you"-he points to greenie-"stay here for a moment"
Greenie nods, Tech picks up the cage and walks toward outside?
Why outside? Puffy says outside is unsafe!
Raccoon whines, and hugs his friend close
"Shh, it'll be okay" Goat whispered
Raccoon tucks his ears to his head
Goat puts a soothing hand on his brothers back pulling him close, Raccoon's head in betweem Goat's Neck and head
"So umm......do you like the cage? We're next to the car so I could-uh take you out" Tech asked awkwardly
Raccoon yelps happily
"We hate this cage" Goat says nonchalantly
"Noted"
Tech puts the cage down on the floor
He opens the trunk—there was a mattress and pillows!
Tech grabs the cage and puts it inside the car,
'Oh, we're still staying in the cage' Raccoon pouted
Tech opens the door and gestures to them to crawl out
"I'm just gonna close th-"
He is cut off by a loud snore
Tech sighs and begins closing the door, the two creatures crawl out marveling at the softness of the pillows and mattress
Another door opens, the two children jump
"Wil, wake the fuck up"
Raccoon turns toward him
"Fff-Fffffff-fffuu-ffuuu-fuc-fuck! Fuck!"
"Raccoon! You said your first word! Good job!" Goat says, petting raccoon on the head
Raccoon pushes his head into Goat's hand, Purring loudly
Tech on the other hand was on the floor laughing
"Why are you laughing?" Wil rasps—oh he's awake-
Techno doesn't answer, Raccoon makes a inquisitive sound,
"Tech, you good?" Wil asked
"Y-Yeah I'm good" Tech wheezed between laughs
Tech slowly gets up
" 'oon, I think these guys are going crazy" Goat whispers causing Raccoon to make a hissy giggle
"Aww, your laugh is so cute" Wil coos
Raccoon's head cocks to the side in confusion
"It's nothing, love, my names Wilbur, what's yours?"
Raccoon trills a noise making Wilbur laugh
"Raccoon can't speak, Dick" Goat Said
"Sorr- Wait his name is RACCOON?!" Wilbur laughs
"Yes, you have a problem with that, Dick"
"No, no, it just doesn't sound like a name, more like a-a descriptor?"
"The hell is a 'Descriptor', Dick?"
"Would you stop calling me that?!"
"Nah"
"Teeeecccccchhhhhh tell him to stop calling me a Dick"
"I dunno, you kinda are a Dick"
"TECH!"
"Shut up Wil, you're scaring Raccoon" Techno says
Sure enough Raccoon was curled into himself again, hyperventilating, Goat was Calming him saying things like;
"Don't worry, it's not your fault, no one's mad at you, they're not yelling at you, shh shh, that guys just a Dick"
"Oh" Wilbur says quietly
"Shut up" Techno says punching Wilbur in the gut
Raccoon does calm down, curling into Goat's stomach and falling asleep contently
"You are so fucking lucky that, that was a easy calm down, I could've been there for goddamn hours, you Dick" Goat hissed quietly.
"Sorry, I didn't know" Wilbur says quietly
"Raccoon has sensitive hearing, you yelling his name over and over scared him" Goat explains softly, running his hand through Raccoon's hair. Wilbur and Techno nod.
"So, what's your name?" Wilbur asked
"Goat"
"Oh, my name is Wilbur! And this is my twin brother Technoblade, but we call him Techno" Wilbur explains, Goat nodded. The green man returns to the car. Smiling broadly. Stepping into the driver's seat.
"Are we all ready to go?" The man asked kindly.
"Yup" Wilbur answered easily.
And with that the car pulls out of the parking garage and onto the street.
Notes
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Current Word Count: 715
Woo! Finally finished, this and the first chapter were originally one chapter, but I split them up. (: for funsies obviously.
Song Of The Chapter: Cabinet Man, By Lemon Demon. (:
Anyway
Have a good day/night!
Keep hydrated!
Take care of yourself!
Be nice to others!
And happy reading!!
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