I awoke to my alarm the next day.
It was 5.
I was dying inside.
Groggily, I looked over my very limited choice of clothes.
I went with the plain outfit.
Yeah, not gonna show up in my fucking maid outfit.
[C-MS]: "Hey, G36! Shut your fucking alarm up and let me get some fucking rest."
I punched the lump writhing under my spare blankets, enkindling loud ass complaints.
[G36]: "Where are your mannerisms and supposed purity? You're a kid!"
[C-MS]: "Not my... You meanies keep using swear words qwq..."
[G36]: "Right. Get out."
I instructed, before yanking her covers away.
Naturally, C-MS complained her shit out but I, hastily heading to the bathroom, didn't really give a fuck.
[AK-74M]: "Hewo (Hello)"
She said through toothpaste and toothbrush.
[G36]: "Good awakening."
I make a start to my routine as well.
Not long later, Mosin entered.
She carelessly squeezed toothpaste, squirting much everywhere.
So much for a sniper.
9A-91 joined a bit later.
Four barely clothed females in a tiny bathroom... It was just eye candy at that point.
Time passed especially quickly.
Not long later and I was rinsing my mouth.
[Mosin]: "Yew wana bruwh to a rhthem?"
That incited cheers.
[9A-91]: "Why not?"
At this pace, it's going to take them forever.
They were finally done after god knows who long, sauntering out the bathroom and humming to soviet tunes.
[G36]: "Uh, guys."
I glanced at the clock.
[G36]: "It's been 20 minutes. We're running late and think I really should head to work."
They blink before pouting in sadistic realisation.
[Mosin]: "AH! Work starts tomorrow for us. Kalina was "kind" enough to make the confirmation calls one day prior for you!"
[G36]: "...okay."
That fucking Kalina.
I'll be sure to give her my thanks from the fucking bottom of my heart next time.
[9A-91]: "Your motorbike is outside."
She said, passing a map of the entirety of S09.
And so I went. Headed northwest.
The trip to the bakery was relatively uneventful. Few dead branches, no cliche biome changes.
Though there was the pain inflicted from navigating through horribly maintained roads.
My ass hurt after approximately 30 minutes of bumping up and down.
Yes. My cushioned ass hurts.
Really goes to show just how much G&K cares about this place.
