𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 [𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆]

5

Minho came into the house with a pout on his face, "you guys don't think I'm just known for one night stands right?"

He heard some laughter coming from the living room and he groaned in return, "did you want us to lie to you? Say you date to marry? You socialize to fuck!"

Minho side eyed his friends but sat on the couch with them, "Minho you can't expect us to lie and say you mean a lot more than just a sex symbol like it's fucked up of us to say but it's true. You literally almost costed me my job once for sleeping with my manager."

"That literally happened one time Felix, you can't keep resorting to it."

Felix scoffed, "Seungmin, don't lie to me and say Minho hasn't almost costed you something from him fucking someone you know."

Seungmin nodded slowly and Minho threw his hands up, "fuck you, let's wait until Jeongin gets home to ratio the verdict."

The trio sat in silence as they waited for the youngest to arrive, "it's been such a long day and I hope my lovely friends have prepared a nice meal for me to eat!"

Minho jumped up from his spot on the couch and pushed the younger down, "Jeongin, be honest with me right now. Have I fucked up something in your life by fucking someone you know."

Jeongin scoffed, "Minho you literally tried having sex with me when you first met me."

The other two laughed once Minho sighed, "that ended as soon as you told me you had a crush on Felix."

Felix jumped up and smirked, "oh really now?"

Jeongin rolled his eyes, "yeah and that ended when we realized we were all bottoms. I was not going to bump cars with you."

Minho and Seungmin both laughed in return but the blonde quickly shut them up, "we're getting way off task but Minho why did you randomly ask us this?"

The eldest in the room cleared his throat, "okay so you know my niece Lily right? Well I went to go pick her up from school one time because Sunny was sick and I ended up meeting her very hot teacher and I was trying to you know rizz up her teacher but fucking Y- Jo- whatever his name was ruined it by telling him I only do one night stands."

His friends hummed in agreement, "so what were your intentions with the teacher? What if he just wants a fuck buddy?"

Minho groaned, "he literally ran away as soon as he heard it."

Felix laughed and shook his head, "man, maybe this is your karma."