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Quick Thinking (Trophy x Cheesy)

Trophy let out a long sigh as he stared longingly outside, it had the ideal lighting and the way the ground had a small mist covering its surface would make for perfect photos. Unfortunately for Trophy it was raining quite heavily outside and a storm was supposedly starting soon. Trophy kicked the side of the bed out of boredom.

"Ow, mother fu-" he was cut off by the sound of yelling from downstairs.

"Diners ready if anyone wants it!" could OJ be any louder? Trophy grumbled as he walked down the stairs. There was a table full of different food, paper plates on the side and a large crowd of people.

"Gouda afternoon Trophy!" Just hearing that voice made Trophy want to bash his head against a wall till it bled.

"Whadda you want twerp?" Trophy said in a rather harsh tone. Cheesy stood behind him, he looked a little hurt hearing Trophys tone, Eh it's not like Trophy cared what Cheesy thought.

Trophies pov:

" well jeez, looks like someone needs to stay more Golden" Cheesy slapped his knee. Part of me wanted to kill him, but the other half wanted to...laugh? That's stupid shut up Trophy, Cheesy isn't funny, he's just annoying!

I rolled my eyes and walked away, my face burned a bit, probably from the heating OJ must have had the temperature set to high

Right...

Yea that's gotta be it.

When I got to the table I grabbed a plate and started scooping whatever I felt like. I just dicided on having chicken.

I looked up from my plate and went to an empty corner of the room. I noticed Cheesy was scooping up his portion and walking over to where I was sitting.

"What's gouda Trophy?" Again with that 'gouda' thing, God it's so annoying! I frown and look away, I want to make it clear that I want to be alone.

"Why so blue Trophy, your supposed to be gold" (IM SORRY THAT PUN WAS TERRIBLE) Cheesy slapped his knee again. Istg another knee slap and I will kill him.

"Heh" I slowly let a small laugh escape my lips.

did...did I just laugh! I looked up at Cheesy who looked just as surprised as I did

"Was that a laugh!" Cheesy sounded genuinely shocked as if this was the first time he's ever heard a laugh before.

"N-NO" I felt my face heat up, why was this so embarrassing! I covered my cheeks in hopes Cheesy wouldn't see them.

"That was definitely a laugh" Cheesy gave a big goofy smile, God I hated that smile

My stomach flutterd a bit as Cheesy kept marveling in the fact that he made me laugh.

God I hate is face.

I...think

"Well...I'm gonna go now" I quickly grabbed my food and half sprinted over to the roof top. I don't care if it's raining anymore, I just need to get away from him.

"Wait where are you going?" Cheesy stood up as if to follow me.

"Not here" I quickly reply before bolting away from Cheesy and towards the roof. I felt kinda bad leaving Cheesy alone there but he's making me feel and act wierd and I don't like it.
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The rain hit my cup with a splash sound affect to accompany each droplet. It was nice being alone up on the roof, no distractions, no interruptions, and especially no Che-

"There you are Trophy, I was looking all over the hotel for you" speak of the devil. I can't go one second without running into that Cheesy twerp, with his shitty puns and his stupid smile and...

My stomach started to flutter again, I hate when it does that.

"Why are you looking for me anyway?" I asked shootings him a glare, Cheesy just laughed and went to stand beside me.

"Just wanted to make sure you were Gouda" he slapped his knee, again.

"Well, you've found me so you can leave now" I snapped another look at Cheesy. He was about to protest but just sighed and started to walk away.

I watched him walk away, he turned his head to look in my direction, he really needed to watch where hes going before he falls-

My train of thought ended as Cheesy so stupidly triped over his own foot.

Ah shit

Without thinking I immediately went to catch him before he hit the floor.

"Huh" I heard Cheesy semi whisper, a bit frightened. He looked up at me, our eyes met.

I could feel my face heat up and turn a bright red, Cheesy's face also had a streak of red accross it.

We just stared at eachother, not saying a single word.

Wait....

OMG I WAS STILL HOLDING THE DUMB TWERP.

I looked down and saw I was still holding his sides, he was just inches off the ground.

Quick Trophy say something!
"Your really soft"
NO NOT THAT

"O-oh...thanks" I couldn't read Cheesys tone well, but I could tell his face was fully red. I slowly lowered Cheesy to the ground and brushed myself off.

"W-WELL ILL BE LEAVING NOW" I turned around to sprint when something grabbed my arm

"Please stay, you were only here so brie'fly" I coverd my burning face with my palms.

Cheesy grabbed my arm and dragged me to the edge of the roof

He leaned over the edge and looked out towards the sunset.

"The sunset kinda reminds me of you" Cheesy calmly stated.

"W-what?" I exclaimed rater loudly

"Yea, it's always so golden and pretty" God Why did him saying that mean so much to me.

I think I'm going insane.

"Thanks..." You could cook an egg on my face it was so hot.

"Ya'know," Cheesy looked up at me and smiled, my stomach flutterd again, "this sunset is sunset-tional" Cheesy lightly slapped his knee.

I looked away quickly, hoping he wouldn't notice my face going from gold to pink to red in three seconds.

I suddenly felt something warm intertwine with my hand. I looked down

Cheesy was holding my hand...
CHEESY WAS HOLDING MY FUCKING HAND

I let out a small squeek, I couldn't tell if it was from amusement or completely because I was flustered. 

Cheesy laughed at the noise I made. "Awww, flustered are we~" I just grumbled in response.

As much as I hated admitting it, I liked the way cheesys hand felt in mine. Without even thinking I squeezed his hand a little tighter.

We spent the rest of the night watching the sunset

In the rain

Holding hands.
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A/N

I honestly don't really like how this chapter turned out, let me know of you liked it tho :D

This was not requested

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