Jonathan sighed.
He wanted nothing more than to throw in the towel at this point.
Whoever filled in this thing must've thought he was an imbecile, or something- because there was no way this applicant was being serious. Either that, or they were just criminally lacking in working brain cells.
He read the form over and over again, trying to make sure he wasn't missing anything.
But no.
The photo showed a young lad, around 24 or 25 maybe, with glossy blond hair and a chic jacket, his ears littered with piercings.
The problem?
The claim was for a missing designer jacket and a bunch of stolen earrings... That just so happened to be the exact same ones the boy was still wearing when he'd taken the "crime scene evidence" photos that were required for him to complete the insurance claim.
And, to top it all off, he'd requested £23,000 in compensation for them- but the jacket and earrings weren't even worth that much put together.
So there was no way he'd be wrangling his way out of this one.
"Why, kid, why..."
Jonathan flagged his supervisor over, groaning. The process of reporting and fining this guy was going to take ages.
Ugh...
If people were going to try to be fraudsters, couldn't they at least pretend to be the slightest bit clever about it!?
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"Fraudulently Thick!"- A Weekend Write-In Story
Humor"Welcome to Litterly's quick and easy Insurance Claim helpline; you're speaking to Jon. How may I help you?" -- A humorous dip into the life of permanently-exhausted call centre operator Jonathan Grey, and one of his many annoying clients throughout...
