AmongUsLogicFan666
(You are here with meh lol)
( Swear warning!)
Me: *chokes on something*
AULfan666: Jeez, Me, don't die on us.
Me: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
AULfan666: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Me: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
AULfan666: Hey AULstorys, can you give me the opposite of these words?
AULfan666: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Me: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Me: The fucking satisfaction.
Me: You know, people treat me like a god.
AULfan666: How?
Me: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
AULfan666: Hey, AULstorys? I need advice.
AULstorys: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
AULfan666, at AULstorys's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
AULfan666, leaning over AULstorys′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
AULstorys: Yeah, no shit.
AULfan666: *eating a cinnamon roll*
AULstorys: Cannibalism.
AULfan666: *confused chewing noises*
AULfan666: You remind me of the ocean.
AULstorys: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
AULfan666: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
AULfan666: Hey, are you free?
AULstorys: No, I’m expensive.
