Rock: What time is it?
Mrflower01: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Mrflower01: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
AULfan666: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Mrflower01: It’s 2 am
Rock, watching power lines fall down: Mrflower01, AULfan666! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Mrflower01: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Mrflower01: *Finds tortilla chips.*
AULfan666, to Rock: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Rock!
*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Rock: *walks in and sits on Mrflower01’s lap* (not in a weird way)
The Squad: …
AULfan666: Why are you sitting there?
Rock: There’s no free seats!
AULfan666: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Mrflower01: *hugs Rock tightly* There are no free seats.
Mrflower01: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Rock: Damn, if people did that to each other, AULfan666 would've killed me years ago.
Rock: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
AULfan666: "If"
Mrflower01: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
Rock: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Mrflower01: Cool.
Rock: Do you know who Joe is?
Mrflower01: JOE MAMA!
AULfan666, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
AULfan666: Nice rock.
Mrflower01: Thanks, Rock gave it to me.
Rock: I threw it at you!
Mrflower01: Aren't they the sweetest?
