(sorry if some of these don't match y'all's personalities)
KaitTheKiwi4
Lovelycupcake77
AmongUsLogicFan666
mrflower01
Playersimp
Star_Drawz_Stuff
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Rock/Me: AULfan666, I need some advice.
AULfan666: You need advice from ME?
Rock/Me: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
*Mrflower01 is fighting a monster*
Rock/Me: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Mrflower01: The power to believe in myself!?
Rock/Me: No, a knife! Stab it!
*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Lovelycupcake: I will not let you down.
KaitThekiwi: Sounds fun.
Rock/Me: K.
Star: No, I'm fucking not.
AULfan666: Do I have to be?
Mrflower01: Please god, I am so tired.
AULfan666: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Playersimp: No.
Lovelycupcake: I did not.
KaitThekiwi: I may have actually forgotten one.
Rock/Me: Also no.
AULfan666: Oh good, neither did I.
Mrflower01: *Exhausted sigh*
*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Playersimp: So how do you know the host?
Rock/Me: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
AULfan666: That BITCH!
Star: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Mrflower01: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
KaitThekiwi: They stole a baconator!
AULfan666: That BITCH!
Playersimp: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Star: *rolls eyes to the sky*
AULfan666: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Rock/Me: *puts their earphones on at 100 volume*
Playersimp: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
KaitThekiwi: *is the reason they're crying*
Mrflower01: *enjoys in silence*
Lovelycupcake, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mrflower01: Hey.
AULfan666: Hi.
Star: Hello.
KaitThekiwi: Hey!
Lovelycupcake: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Rock/Me: We were out of Doritos.
*The Squad is playing Chess*
KaitThekiwi: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Rock/Me: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Playersimp: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
AULfan666: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Lovelycupcake: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Star: They named a board game after cheese?
Mrflower01: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
AULfan666: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.
Star: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Rock/Me: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Playersimp: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
KaitThekiwi: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
Playersimp: We’re kind of missing something guys.
AULfan666: Cohesion?
Star: Teamwork?
Lovelycupcake: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Rock/Me: And KaitThekiwi is not here.
AULfan666: Oh, and that, yeah.
AULfan666: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Mrflower01: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Star: Waking up in the morning.
KaitThekiwi: Waking up.
Playersimp: Waking up in the morning...
Playersimp: And seeing Rock/Me.
Rock/Me: Hey! Rude!!
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
KaitThekiwi, Playersimp, and Star: *spinning a little and talking*
Lovelycupcake, Rock/Me, and AULfan666: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Playersimp: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
KaitThekiwi: Hostile takeover?
Rock/Me: Genocide?
AULfan666: Steal everything!
Playersimp: No, I meant-
Mrflower01: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Lovelycupcake: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Playersimp: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Mrflower01: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Lovelycupcake: Agreed.
Playersimp: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
AULfan666: His name was Jared he's 19.
Star: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Rock/Me, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Lovelycupcake, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Mrflower01: Horrible job everyone.
KaitThekiwi: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Rock/Me, watching Mrflower01 screaming, Star trying to set a sleeping Playersimp on fire, and Lovelycupcake choking on air: I don't know either.
