James: Wow, Jessie, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Jessie: We literally slept together yesterday.
James: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
James: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Meowth: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Jessie: Ya know... it might be.
Jessie: We're having a baby.
Meowth: Oh, congradu-
James, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
James: We need a diversion. I say Jessie gets naked.
Meowth: No.
James: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
Jessie: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
James: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win!
*later*
Jessie: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
Meowth: Yeah, probably.
Jessie, staring upwards: So, James broke up with me… haha…
Meowth: Why are you looking up?
Jessie: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
James: I asked Jessie out.
Meowth: Oh, I’m sorry.
James: Why?
Meowth: Well, I assume they said no.
James: No, they said yes.
Meowth: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
James: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Meowth: James, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
James: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Jessie: ...It was a bug.
James: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Meowth: ...
Jessie: ...
James: Stop looking at me like that!
