Giyushino oneshot

Giyushino headcanons

Warnings- Idk what to call it, bad grammar, lazy, modern au.

When Shinobu is on her period

-Giyu is an absolute gentleman at that

-He always makes her food and gives her snacks

-Cuddles

-Leaves her alone in her alone time

-Buys pads if needed

When they are going on a date

-Normally wears casual things, but if it is a fancy restaurant they will wear something nicer

-Giyu will go where Shinobu wants

-Giyu's wallet will be spared

If Shinobu is pregnant

-Giyu would be extremely caring

-Will help her in a lot of things

-Kind of spoiling the unborn baby

-He will buy a lot of things for Shinobu and the baby

-Already plans the baby's future

In the amusement park

-This time Giyu's wallet is killed

-They mostly go on rollercoasters

-They go on a lot of adventures

-Needed quite a few bathroom breaks

Shopping

-Again Giyu's wallet is killed ( #justiceforgiyuswallet )

-Mostly buying clothes for Shinobu

-Obviously buying snacks

-Sometimes goes to the movies if they have enough time

-Will make a few stops on cafes

-Giyu will complain that his money is gone

If Shinobu died while giving birth

-Giyu will be devastated

-He will take care of his child

-He would visit her grave every day, reminding her about his life

Going to the salon

-I don't really have to explain anything else besides #justiceforgiyuswallet

-He will be drained from the loss of money ( but will still forgive Shinobu )

-He needs to get a new job

When a bitch ass motherfucker tries to flirt with Shinobu

-Extremely jealous

-Will stare at the dude menacingly

-He will drag Shinobu away from him

-He will beat that bitch up when he drags the dude into his basement ( yikes yandere Giyu )

When a fucking simp flirts with Giyu

-Jealous as fuck

-Will give the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE-

-Spends all of Giyu's money because he didn't try to stop her

Roasting each other ( it's gonna be whole ass conversation so hold up-)

First is Shinobu's turn! ( this ain't gonna end well )

"You are so ugly that when you enter a fashion show where only ugly people are allowed, they say that you are not allowed because you would win easily." (Burnejfjsktjjdjdfjjfkd)

"You are so fat that when you go to the largest continent in the world, you need all the other continents to have space." (Bruh Giyu 💀)

W-well atleast my sister didn't die when I was young!" (Dayummm)

"Gurl why you acting like your sister didn't die before your forehead could become smaller in size like your height?" (That was the last straw💀)

"E-excuse m-me?!"

"I know what I said."

And then they got into an argument ❤

A/N- Hey y'alllll. So sorry for not posting and sorry for the short chapter. Honestly I planned for this to be longer. Well
I will try to post more frequently. Anyway byeeeee.