Oneshots and boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios

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M:which one of you were gonna tell me tea tastes better with cold water?
X: you were putting it in cold water 😨
Al: Miguel answer the question Miguel
M:yeahhh???? I thought for like 5 years that people only used hot water for the teafication process didn't think there was an actual reason
C:you don't have the patience to microwave water for 5 mins
L:why do you microwave water?
C: do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Al: it takes less than a minute????
A: bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun 😨
Al: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
C: like seven minutes
Al:just stick the mug on the stove on medium heat and it boils in the 1 minute less if you use a sauce pan
A: Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove on MEDIUM heat your stove is enchanted 😭
T:everyone talking right now is a fucking lunatic
X: did non of you own a fucking kettle