"I ship it!"(Mashton/Cake)

Chapter 23: Daddy af

(Kind of pissed off right now, but you guys always make me feel better and so does writing dis. Some of you couldn't see my last chapter so like try deleting my book then getting it again or log in then log back out. YOU ALL ARE THE REAL MVPS!)

"And they told me Mashton wasn't real. Ha, not real my ass."

-Luke

Luke's pov

"God Calum. When are you gonna realize that you deserve better?" I said to a sleeping Calum.

He turned over and clutched his pillow, probably wondering where I was. It was about seven am, but I always woke up early, even if I did end up going back to bed.

There was a knock, but not from my door. Who the hell could be here? I opened my door, then saw Demi with Kian.

"What the hell is he doing here?"

"We were having sex again. I mean, if I am already having a baby, is there really any need for protection?"

I sighed, honestly not giving a crap anymore. Why did I even have faith in Demi anymore.

"Do mom and dad know?"

"Of course. They don't care, but when my baby is born, I don't want you there."

"Well that's fine. I don't want either of you here, so I guess its a win win."

"You little asshole! That is your sister and my girlfriend!" Kian spat.

"Shut the hell up. Its too early for this. Leave me alone Kian, and go find a life."

I tried going down the stairs, but Kian grabbed my arms, digging his nails into my arm, and I shoved him into the wall then went down the stairs swiftly.

I opened the front door, and Ashton walked in.

"Uh.. Luke listen I know its early, but I seriously need you and Calum's help."

Kian came downstairs, yelling.

"Luke I am gonna f-" Kian stopped, when he saw Ashton, and ran right out the front door.

I laughed, and faced Ashton.

"Okay well, we can help you, but what do you have to say?"

Ashton crossed his arms, and rolled his eyes.

"You were right, and we were wrong. Michael will suck my dick, and I am daddy af."

"Thank you, that's all I needed to hear. You are learning well."

"I hate you."

"No, everyone loves me!"

"True!" Calum said, as he walked down the stairs.

"You little stalker. Ashton here needs our help. Also, didn't you see Demi? Where is she at?"

"Well, I would send her to hell, but I just had to lock her in the closet. Hell is a bit full at the moment. I mean Kian is there, your parents, spongebob, non-larry shippers."

"Calum this is why we are boy-I mean best friends. Anyway, what do you need Ashton?"

He twiddled his thumbs, and sat down.