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The gang arrives at Reigen's house. It is on fire. This is a very minor detail that nobody actually cares about, so William goes up and knocks on the door.
"KN0CK KN0CK, 1T'Z Y0UR F4V0UR1T3 P0URP0L3 S3XYM4N!" William chirps cheerfully.
4ft emo deku watches as the door cautiously creaks open, and an eye stares out warily. A gasp of recognition is heard, and the hinges squeal as the door spins open fully.
"C'mon in," a serious voice sounds out. The three step cautiously into the burning building, disregarding the flames that lick at their feet.
William flops himself down onto the first couch he sees. A burst of blue liquid runs out of the couch, and Bakkigoo-san cringes away from the flow as if he'd been told it was ball-removing bleach. 4ft deku, meanwhile, has also seated himself on the couch, and is now regretting his life choices, for,
Reigen's couch is, indeed, soaked in Gatorade.
Purple Sexyman has no problem with this, but literally everybody else in the 3-person group does. "EUUUUH<SSM FSNIIIIFF.. SHRIEKKKKK MY SKIRTTT IS WEEEET GRAAAAAAH TAAAAGHHE EUUUUUG JSIIHUUU HUUUUUUUUU," emo deku screeches.
Bakkigoo-san grunts, and smiles chadly, knowing his time has come. "OH YEAH, HAROLD..."
With a sexy slurp, Bakkigoo-san pounces on the squishy couch, and affixxes his puffed-out lips to the cushions, all while staring his sexy boyfriend straight in the eyes, a look of pure adoration locked into them. And he begins to suck, gulping every pull of stale, Kool-Aid flavoured Gatorade out of the crusty seating and down his thick, meaty throat. "THMIHS IF FOR YOU... KITTEN...." he mumbles, watching as 4ft bbg emo deku begins to cry, sobbing at the plaintive display of affection before him.
Across the couch, William is relaxing, laid on his stomach like a teenage girl, kicking his feet happily in the air. He smiles seductively at Reigen, Purple Man's frilly maid dress only adding to the lustful look.
Reigen sighs. "Y'know, Will, things just... haven't been the same, since I lost the Tumblr Sexyman poll." The greatest psychic of the 21st century twiddles his thumbs and watches the pixellated purple man, lost deep in thought.
William is seemingly affected by Reigen's serious mood, and unclasps his hands in order to manually clear his throat. (As he is a pixel man, he can't clear his throat normally. Manual... intervention is required.) After a bit of choking on his own fingers, he manages it, and tells the psychic (who had been watching the finger consuming with nothing short of a carnal desire in his eyes), "R31G3N, 1 4M B31NG HUNT3D BY C0PZ... 4ND 1 4M 4LL 0UT OF Z4."
Reigen tents his fingers in front of his face, and sighs once more. "Fine. You may hide in the basement."
William perks up, and so do the two boyfriends, who had previously been doing something unspeakable with the Gatorade and the couch. "HOWEVER!" Reigen shouts, stopping them before they could continue.
"HM?" Purple Guy asks, cocking his head.
"You owe me 12 lice," the psychic finishes.
"S33MS F41R!" William chirps. He grabs the two boyfriends by the ankles and throws them at the wall, somehow managing to shift them perfectly into the basement.
Once Will and Reigen are alone, Will winks at the latter, who blushes furiously. "1'LL B3 L00K1NG F0RW4RDS T0 G1V1NG Y0U TH0S3 L1C3, R31," Will whispers. Before Reigen can respond, Will is skipping down into the basement, lace garments rustling as he does so.
Once the whole gang has scurried sexily on into the basement, Bakkigoo-san wrinkles his nose in disgust.
There's pale stains all over the walls, and Bakkigoo-san's bare toes are dripping in a suspicious fluid, gathered in a white puddle on the floor. "It smells like Reddit Mod legs in here," he grumbles chadly.
4ft deku tries to squeak something out, grasping for his 7ft chadders BF's hand, but the lights flick on, and the three are greeted with a terrifying sight.
In the basement, they see.....
Dreamy creamy weamy, and Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights. The two are covered in a thick white substance, and dressed very skimpily, with Gogy's thin tights barely containing his 12 cheese borgers.
Dreamy Creamy seems not too worried upon seeing the three, and simply groans.
"Too much cream..." he whispers.
Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights, however, screams in a caveman manner, and begins to beat his little uwucat chest, asserting DOMINANCE. His shrill shrieks and "OOGA UGG"s pierce the air, and 4ft emo deku begins to cry.
Of course, Bakkigoo-san immediately jumps to his sexy bbg BF's defense, and begins beating his chest even harder than the small uwucat.
"IAMTHEDOMINANTALPHA!!!!" Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights screams, furious at this interruption of his ritual. Dreamy Creamy simply sighs.
William sits down on the creamy floor, unbothered, as the shenanigans ensues, perfectly happy to wait and imagine giving those 12 lice to Reigen later.
However, his daydream is interrupted as red-blue lights begin to flash...
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WEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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yes yes yes :DDD-
jhae funn!!
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the only good emo bakudeku fanfic !! ft. william afton and light yagami
Fanfiction~in a magical place where everyone except for christians are emo, two homosexuals go on many cursed, assfilled, emo adventures!~ /// ~ft. emo 7 ft tall hot alpha chad bakkigoo-san and 4ft tall emo sexy deku-chan, plus wanted by the government weed d...
