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getting close to the end yall
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"SH1T," Purple Zazaguy hisses. Emo 4ft bbg deku looks up at him in sobbing, damp puddle form. "W-Whawt???" he whimpers. "TH3 C0PZ 4R3 H3R3!" William scoffs.
Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights whips his head around furiously, stopping the chestbeating contest he and Bakkigoo-san had been hunkily initiating beforehand. "MSHAHSGHGARMWOWOOF," he snarls, displeased with this new information.
Dreamy Creamy, over in his cream-filled corner, simply sighs for the third time in the last two chapters.
"WE GOTTA SCURRY," Bakkigoo-san grunts, muscles shiny, smooth and polished in the creamy basement light.
"BUT H0W? TH3 GR33N, CR34MY G3NTL3M4N 0V3R TH3R3 1S R3STR41N3D BY CH41NZ..." William Afton responds grimly.
Before Bakkigoo-san can come up with an answer, Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights is feverishly pouncing upon Dreamy Creamy's chains, froth dripping from his animalistic teeth. The grass-colored Teletubby has at least some manner of surprise in his eyes, which is a given, considering his Alpha 1ft UwU Cat Boyfriend is on all four legs and chewing through solid steel.
4ft deku watches this encounter with admiration in his eyes, reforming from the sobbing, melty puddle he had once been. He tiptoes over to Bakkigoo-san as the ferocious UwU Alpha finishes his metallic meal. "B-BWAKKIGOO-SENPAPI...." he whispers. Bakkigoo-san cocks one finely sculpted, sexy eyebrow, leaning down to where his next-level sexy boyfriend was griddying nervously.
"YES, KITTEN?" he rumbles.
"I-I w-wawna d-dwo t-that wiff y-you somedway, Senpai Daddy..." bbg deku replies, eyes shimmering in awe of the feral sight ahead of them. Bakkigoo-san chuckles, amused at his hot little BF's hot new idea.
Soon, the group has freed Dreamy Creamy, and Gogy's 12 cheeseborgers slap against his thighs as they all begin to scurry away from the cream-filled basement. Emo deku watches Dreamy Creamy very closely as they go.
Once the whole group has reached the light of day, Dreamy Creamy sighs, but this time it's a good sigh. "Too much cream...." he murmurs, sunshine lighting the smooth curves of his face, sparking his hair and causing the soggy man to appear almost angelic. "I haven't seen daylight in four decades..."
Something within the newly gained fact that Dreamy Creamy and Gogy are somewhere in their 50's but still look 8 sparks a rage in bbg deku for reasons unknown. Maybe he'd been smoking too much of that Za lately, but before Bakkigoo-san or Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights can stop him, 4ft deku leaps at Dreamy Creamy with a wolflike howl.
"0H G00D H34V3NZ!" William cries, taken aback (but also slightly sparked up) by Deku's aggressive assault on Dreamy Creamy's ankles.
"GRAGSWGGHRGAGGAGRGAGAGEAEAEEAEAARRARARARRARARARARAGGARARARARAAAAAAAAA," bbg emo 4ft MCR fan Deku shrieks, letting his body flap loose around him as his mouth chomps along like Pac-Man. Before they know it, Dreamy Creamy is gone, and 4ft deku's bloodstained lips are the only hint that he ever even existed.
There's a squeaking noise from behind the ballsack-crazy femboy, and as William's stunned gaze reaches the source, it reveals Gogy. He's slowly shriveling up at the shock of seeing his hot, creamy husband consumed like a McDonalds chicken nuggie Pac-Man style. He melts into a pile of skin and bone under the early-morning sun, with nothing more than a shrill "PBBTTTBTBTBT" accompanying the death.
A few seconds pass where Purple ZazaGuy comes to terms with the fact that he's going to need the absolute Fattest puff of 'za when he gets back home, and then his pixellated purple foot kicks the skinsack a few feet of distance away.
William shrugs, and then that's that.
Bakkigoo-san, meanwhile, failed to even notice Gogy's deflation.
His eyes were rich, teary, and bubbling with emotion. His thick, chadlike lips were damp + puffy with silvery saliva and lust. His hands were trembling, and his lower half was experiencing things I cannot mention here for the sake of my family-friendly reputation.
"DEKKI WEKKI... POOKIE SUGAR BEAR.. MY SEXY SHREK..." Bakkigoo-san whispers, barely daring to believe the sight before him. "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABAGRIL..." he moans.
4ft deku is now completely sated of his previous homicidal urges, and skips happily over to his groaning fellow homosexual. He takes the man's beefy hand in his own fragile, delicate one, feeling the thick sweat dripping between their palms.
It's the most romantic moment in their lives, and maybe that's why they haven't noticed the popo, who arrived mid-Dreamy Creamy-consumption, and are currently either calling their mothers to say goodbye or praying to Jesus up in Sexy Boy Heaven to come save their souls from the demonic cannibal femboy before them.
Goku's shaky hands withdraw his AK-47, and with one more quick prayer, shoots Deku straight in the balls.
Or, where his balls *should* have been, because Deku has noticed them just in time, and has activated One for All at 6.9%. Using this super speedy power, he dodges the shot, and drags his chunky BF with him.
Zaza Afton scrambles out of the way just in time, and makes a mad dash for his purple zaza-filled car, bounding behind the quirk-powered homosexuals.
Somehow, the three men manage to squeeze themselves sweatily into William's car. As the doors slam and they scramble to get away from the stray bullets Goku and Elder Kettle are shooting through their windows, Willy grabs one of his nearby 'zas and takes a hit.
4ft deku whimpers again, all bravery fallen at the knowledge that this car is about to be driven by someone who is High with a capital H.
"0000000HHHH MYYYY G0000000D....." Willers groans. "1'M G0NN4 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST..........................."
Bakkigoo-san's nostrils flare in impatience. "C'MON WILLY BEAR, STEP ON THE GAS!! WE DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE- MMPH!"
Bakkigoo-san's angry, beefy tirade is cut short by Randy Marsh's busty ass crashing through the window glass and slamming into his cheek. Randy's breath is short, and he's panting, but it stuns Willers long enough for Goku to viciously bonk his maid-dress-clad head, causing the pixelly purpleguy to pass out in the front seat.
"IT'S SMACKIN' TIME, BOYS....." Elder Kettle bellows, flashing them a sharp-toothed grin.
4ft emo deku bursts into tears.
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the only good emo bakudeku fanfic !! ft. william afton and light yagami
Fanfiction~in a magical place where everyone except for christians are emo, two homosexuals go on many cursed, assfilled, emo adventures!~ /// ~ft. emo 7 ft tall hot alpha chad bakkigoo-san and 4ft tall emo sexy deku-chan, plus wanted by the government weed d...
