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(UNFINISHED)LOSEAFY DIVORCE ARC

(A/N. This is very unfinished, there is much more to this that I havent written. This wont even have Loseafy (it will be mentioned i think?) but there will be Pinleaf and it is a bit... suggestive????????????? (Unsure) Anyways, please proceed with caution and enjoy this trainwreck I will eventually finish... when I feel like it.)

Im actually going to write this time, so let's make this quick with the intro. It was a warm, sunny, cloudless, day in the land of Goiky. Maybe its because Cloudy was eliminated in TPOT! Everyone was out doing their own thing, they all had their plans.

Flower is making out with Ruby, Firey and Coiny is playing Minecraft Pocket Edition, Winner and Loser are beating the shit out of eachother for no reason, what a good day. Great job everyone, thank you.

The scene cuts to two gayass objects talking on the swings from BFB 3. The red one laughs while kicking her legs in the air. Displaying a look of confusion– "Haha, Leafy, I do not know what you're talking about."

Meanwhile the green one, Leafy, is scream-laughing her lungs off for no reason with a look of mania. She flails her body around like a fish sending the swing into a loop of chaos (just like me frfr)–"LMFAOOOOO- AHSHDHAHFJSH AS DJSNFKEJAB. Yeah I dont know what we're talking about either so uhhhh lets go do something relevant to the plot yeah. No more filler."

Leafy floated off of the bench because she is a leaf. She walks a couple of steps just for the other object to call her name.

"Hey Leafy?" – Pin asked in the tone of voice. Like in a tone of voice where you do something wrong and you're trying to make yourself look innocent but also the tone of voice where you're trying to sound sexy. Idk if anyone knows what I mean here but ykyk

Leafy slowly turned around like Bryce did that slow turn in ONE 12. She knows what this means. It's like an automatic que. Leafy slowly inhaled, rubbing her temples – " ... Yes? " She takes two steps towards the pin, crossing her arms.

Pin slightly smiled, her eyes half lidded – "Y'know~ come here, love" She lays down on the swingset, doing the head-resting-on-the-hand-and-elbow-resting-on-the-floor-while-legs-are-lying-down-and-being-sexy pose. She winks and sticks out her tongue at the leaf.

Leafy's face slightly flushed up. I don't know how to write romance without making the characters blush, so please let me be ok – "I want to... but we can't do it here." Her tail wagged in excitement (Okay I don't know why people get so mad at when people give her a tail but its just cute okay) as she aggressively chewed her cinnamon gum. Just like how stinkbugs taste like cinnamon gum! Actually, she is chewing a stinkbug. I don't know what to write lmfao. She noticed as she said that,

Pins expression immediately changed to a more embarrassed one than a bold one, with a pinker blush. She started  coughing and sweating red ooze.

" NO AJSHFJSJFJDJHJS - I didn't mean we were gonna do that! We can't, we can only go as far as making out. I have a romantic partner. " – Leafy gasped, although the idea would be really fun..... maybe another time /j Psa, never cheat on your partner

" Oh my pin factory- ok ... Where shall we go? " – Pin got up from the swing, walking over to her platonic girlfriend and kissing her on the forehead. She locked hands with Leafy.

Leafy hummed – " Hmm- let's go to the bathrooms. We can lock the door. Come on!!~" She skipped to the restrooms, holding her partner's hand. Pin looked at her girlfriend in front of her, she smiled.

Leafy always manages to make me smile no matter the situation. Whenever I'm feeling nervous for a challenge, she comes to cheer me up. Whenever I'm feeling nervous for elimination, she cheers me up. I love that leaf – I owe her so much, maybe I could do something to make her feel better since she's been kinda stressed lately.

All around them are fields of judgemental faces, but both of them do not care about the faces. They act as the faces are nonexistent, like they are in their own little world. With the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

They arrived to the bathroom door, opening and closing it behind them. And at that moment, it had become like they were the only people left in the world.

Leafy PINNED Pin to the wall (lmfao get it im so funny). Leafy gave her girlfriend a peck on the lips, and then a couple more (I dont know how to write lesbians making out help). She gave her girlfriend a bearhug, nuzzling her face into the pin. " Wait – stop- " – Pin whimpered, pushing Leafy away from her.

Leafy tilted her head with a concerned glance. – " Wait what? Did I make you uncomfortable? "

(A/N, like I said the story is unfinished. The end)