Version: Rise!
TW: Sexual tension, Adult humor, Leo/J, Swearing, Chaos, Human AU
Italics means Aprils person is speaking
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Leo: "Well shit we're doing this again-"April: "again?"
Leo: "Donnie probably signed us up for another TV show don't get me wrong I like being the center of attention and all but I'm surprised he isn't arrested right now Mí hermano isn't really welcomed anywhere 😌"
-Donnie: "I bet everyone that ADHD asshole is talking about me- do I give a shit? Absolutely not he can't keep his mouth shut 😒"
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Leo: "Tf did this autistic bitch just say? I wasn't the one who set the bar on fire 😤"
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Donnie: "THAT WAS ONE TIME!"
-April: "So how do you feel about your brothers?"
Mikey: "And I can be absolutely honest? 🤔"
April: "Yep as honest as you want"
Mikey: "Alright well... I love all my siblings even if they're all hoes they're all special in a way and no not in a good way 😌 Raph is the only normal one don't tell him but he's the most precious sibling I have Leo is definitely NOT normal I swear he's high or smh his gay ass is always flirting with the waiter Usagi I think that was his name like leave the poor boy alone 😭"
-Raph: "It's nice Leo has a new er friend 😅 I think it's nice of Mikey to say I'm adorable :3 but sometimes I do think my siblings are slightly insane, Mikey has another side to him that's WAY scary more scarier than Donnie"
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Leo: "And then he just happened to interrupt me and Usagi"
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Donnie: "For the last time I ruined the moment to keep Mikey's Innocence!"
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Leo: "Yeah sure he was I wasn't leaving until I got his number on which I did 😌"
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Mikey: "And then Donnie pulled a blaster from his bookbag and it was HUGE!"
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Raph: "I mean it was HUUUGE! Like it he was waiting to use it 😃"
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Donnie: "Those hoes are obviously exaggerating it wasn't even that big"April: "Oookay? Anywho tell me about your relationship with Leo"
Donnie: "Yes he's a dramatic bitch but he's my twin sadly 😒- I mean he's got skills for his mystic weapon and I give 'Nardo some credit for it but he's a stupid whore"
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Leo: "He said I'm what?! Hold up because this bitch can't even decide his own gender the fucking audacity he has to say that"
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Raph: "Oh jeez um the tension between the twins are constant they're always fighting about things, their height, rizz, age, you can go on and on but Donnie doesn't wanna admit it but he deeply cares about Leo and would probably go insane without Leo"Mikey: "I love Leo he's the best big brother after Raph >:) I wouldn't trade him for the world"
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April: "Okay Mikey this one's for you"Mikey: "Hit me"
April: "Have you told your siblings about Miles?"
Mikey:
April: "I'll take that as a no huh?"
Mikey: "Only Leo knows and he SWORE not to tell Donnie or Raph"
April: "Oop- and that's the end of the interview thanks for tuning in guys"
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Leo: "My pleasure"Donnie: "Please get me out of here"
Raph: "Anytime April"
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