Donnie: "Y'know sometimes Casey I wonder why I like you"
Casey: "Yeah? Well I wonder why I haven't cheated on you with Raph yet but we'll never know"
April: "And that my gays is what you call a toxic relationship"
Donnie: "Your apart of this hoe"
April: "Damn- your right"
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-In Donnie's room-April: "Can fish see water?"
Donnie: "Bitch what-"
Casey: "Red what the fuck? That makes no sense are you high or sum?"
April: "Think about it we can't see air but water is clear and you can see it so can fish see it as well?"
Donnie: "You dumb hoe that makes no sense"
April: "Probably why I failed science lmao"
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Raph: "I don't understand your relationship with Dorkatello and Casey sometimes-"April: "wdym?"
Raph: "Tf you mean 'wdym?' like it's hella complicated with you guys"
April: "Well it it helps Donnie's really gay for Casey who's straight for me-"
Raph: "That makes no sense-"
April: "Exactly your straight that's why you don't understand"
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Casey: "Donnie when I die I want you to say at my funeral: he ate"-Both laughing-
Donnie: "I'll go up to the podium and say "Honestly...Work"
-April wheezing-
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April: "DO NOT LET DONNIE OBSESS OVER YOU!"Casey: "What?"
Raph: "DON'T LET HIM DO HIS UNHEALTHY OBSESSION OVER YOU!"
Casey: "I'm letting him obsess over me"
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April: "Guys I gotta another question"Donnie: "go ahead and ask dumb hoe"
April: "STFU sometimes anyways do the plants underwater help the animals breath?"
Casey: "I- DUMBASS"
Donnie: "April Baby as much as I love you just please stop asking questions"
April: "I WAS ONTO SOMETHING"
Casey: "Harvard called-"
Donnie: "For a damn restraining order"
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