Capritello on crack

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Donnie: "Y'know sometimes Casey I wonder why I like you"

Casey: "Yeah? Well I wonder why I haven't cheated on you with Raph yet but we'll never know"

April: "And that my gays is what you call a toxic relationship"

Donnie: "Your apart of this hoe"

April: "Damn- your right"
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-In Donnie's room-

April: "Can fish see water?"

Donnie: "Bitch what-"

Casey: "Red what the fuck? That makes no sense are you high or sum?"

April: "Think about it we can't see air but water is clear and you can see it so can fish see it as well?"

Donnie: "You dumb hoe that makes no sense"

April: "Probably why I failed science lmao"
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Raph: "I don't understand your relationship with Dorkatello and Casey sometimes-"

April: "wdym?"

Raph: "Tf you mean 'wdym?' like it's hella complicated with you guys"

April: "Well it it helps Donnie's really gay for Casey who's straight for me-"

Raph: "That makes no sense-"

April: "Exactly your straight that's why you don't understand"
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Casey: "Donnie when I die I want you to say at my funeral: he ate"

-Both laughing-

Donnie: "I'll go up to the podium and say "Honestly...Work"

-April wheezing-
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April: "DO NOT LET DONNIE OBSESS OVER YOU!"

Casey: "What?"

Raph: "DON'T LET HIM DO HIS UNHEALTHY OBSESSION OVER YOU!"

Casey: "I'm letting him obsess over me"
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April: "Guys I gotta another question"

Donnie: "go ahead and ask dumb hoe"

April: "STFU sometimes anyways do the plants underwater help the animals breath?"

Casey: "I- DUMBASS"

Donnie: "April Baby as much as I love you just please stop asking questions"

April: "I WAS ONTO SOMETHING"

Casey: "Harvard called-"

Donnie: "For a damn restraining order"

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