Rose: It's been 84 years- Holy shit I'm old 😭
The girl (Help I forgot her name 💀): Grandma Maybe we should take a break?
Rose: No no I got this..
The girl: Well Mr. Loveth thought he should bring in some other survivors on the ship to help jog your memory
-Leo, Mikey and Donnie walks in-
The girl: Grandma these are th-
Rose: I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
Mikey: That's right it's us
Leo: We're back you stupid bitch
Rose: Nooo!!
Donnie: You've aged horribly
Rose: The Titanic was supposed to be the ship of dreams but these three made it the ship of hell!
-Flashback to years ago-
The maid: Is everything to your liking madam?
Leo: No this suite is small
Mikey: If the boat is so big then why aren't the
The maid: But this is the biggest room we have-
Leo: Then go tell the people next door to give up there room
The maid: But-
Mikey: Go!
Leo: Are we gonna have to deal with kind of service the whole trip seriously?
Mikey: No one told us we'd be on the rudetanic
-Rose comes in-
Rose: Hi I'm Rose you must be the Hamatos were neighbors :)
Leo: not for long we're taking your suite
Rose: But what's wrong with this suite?
Leo: what's that accent?
Rose: what accent?
Mikey: Look this suite isn't big enough we need more space
Rose: I'm sorry but we're not giving up our room.
Donnie: do you know who we are we're like super rich
Rose: so am I
Leo: Listen Tumble weed
Rose: Rose.
Leo: You don't wanna be on our bad side so be a Good little girl and give us your suite ☺️
Rose: No.
Mikey: Your gonna regret saying that!
Rose: Enjoy your voyage :)
Donnie: F-ck you.
-Meanwhile with April and Sunita-
April: This ship is unsinkable Sunita
Sunita: Yep
April: No I mean if nothing can take this bitch down!
Sunita: Yep 🥲
April: Not fire, not ice, not storms, not ice
Sunita: You said Ice already sir-
April: I know that's how confident Captain de Nicki Minaj is about the Titanic
Sunita: I see
April: this ship is never going down!
Sunita: I feel like you just jinxed us.. haha is it just me?
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Leo: Take in that beautiful ocean air girls
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