Rottmnt as Kardasims skits (1) //The Titanic//

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Rose: It's been 84 years- Holy shit I'm old 😭

The girl (Help I forgot her name 💀): Grandma Maybe we should take a break?

Rose: No no I got this..

The girl: Well Mr. Loveth thought he should bring in some other survivors on the ship to help jog your memory

-Leo, Mikey and Donnie walks in-

The girl: Grandma these are th-

Rose: I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Mikey: That's right it's us

Leo: We're back you stupid bitch

Rose: Nooo!!

Donnie: You've aged horribly

Rose: The Titanic was supposed to be the ship of dreams but these three made it the ship of hell!

-Flashback to years ago-

The maid: Is everything to your liking madam?

Leo: No this suite is small

Mikey: If the boat is so big then why aren't the

The maid: But this is the biggest room we have-

Leo: Then go tell the people next door to give up there room

The maid: But-

Mikey: Go!

Leo: Are we gonna have to deal with kind of service the whole trip seriously?

Mikey: No one told us we'd be on the rudetanic

-Rose comes in-

Rose: Hi I'm Rose you must be the Hamatos were neighbors :)

Leo: not for long we're taking your suite

Rose: But what's wrong with this suite?

Leo: what's that accent?

Rose: what accent?

Mikey: Look this suite isn't big enough we need more space

Rose: I'm sorry but we're not giving up our room.

Donnie: do you know who we are we're like super rich

Rose: so am I

Leo: Listen Tumble weed

Rose: Rose.

Leo: You don't wanna be on our bad side so be a Good little girl and give us your suite ☺️

Rose: No.

Mikey: Your gonna regret saying that!

Rose: Enjoy your voyage :)

Donnie: F-ck you.

-Meanwhile with April and Sunita-

April: This ship is unsinkable Sunita

Sunita: Yep

April: No I mean if nothing can take this bitch down!

Sunita: Yep 🥲

April: Not fire, not ice, not storms, not ice

Sunita: You said Ice already sir-

April: I know that's how confident Captain de Nicki Minaj is about the Titanic

Sunita: I see

April: this ship is never going down!

Sunita: I feel like you just jinxed us.. haha is it just me?
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Leo: Take in that beautiful ocean air girls

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