Chrisker One-Shots

The Entity Hates Me

The Entity must really hate. I mean really. Why would she put me in a match with Albert fucking Wesker! He hates my guts. Right now I'm the last survivor being chased by Wesker. I'm looking for the hatch right now. I turn the corner and see the hatch. It's right there. Chris ran towards it and was about to jump in but stopped because he didn't hear Wesker's music or he didn't see him coming. Chris looks around. He decided to leave the hatch even though he knows it's a stupid idea but he's gonna go check. He turns the corner just to see a tiny Wesker? Now the Entity was fucking with him. Chris walks up to the cute and tiny Wesker. Chris turns his head to the side and sees a note on him.

Dear Chris Redfield,

I have decided to make Albert Wesker a chibi version of himself since well... I'm bored. Have fun taking care of him.

                                                            Sincerely,
                                                                       The Entity

Chris just looks at the note in disbelief. "You got to be fucking kiddig me" Chris says picking up chibi Wesker as he just looks at Chris angrily. Chris goes back to the hatch and goes through it. He makes it back to the campfire with chibi Wesker. He ignores the other survivors when they question him on a tiny Wesker. He gets to his cabin and sets Wesker on his bed. "What am I gonna do with you?" He questions himself. Chris sighs as he hears he's being summoned to another match. He picks up chibi Wesker as he vanishes to the match. Chris looks around and sees Jill, Leon, and Sheva. "Great" Chris whispers to himself as he sees Leon giving him a confused look. He looks at Sheva and Jill and sees them giving him a knowing look. "I hate my life..." he says as the place evaporates into darkness.

Chris opens his eyes to reveal the RPD of all places. He sighs and goes to the S.T.A.R.S. Office and does a gen. It's strange Chris hasn't heard a heartbeat or a scream. He questions if it's a silent killer. Chris stops working on his gen and looks around. He felt himself get exposed. He sees Ghostface at the last second before he gets attacked and knocked down. The Ghostface picks him up and smacks his ass. "Hey!" Chris yells trying to get out of his hold. Chibi Wesker apparently does not like that and attacks Ghostface making him drop Chris. "Mine" Chibi Wesker says, unleashing Uroboros on Ghostface. Chris grunts hearing the last gen go off. Chris looks at Wesker and sees another one attacking Ghostface. It had a tiny gun and it was shooting pellets at Ghostface. "He fucking multipled!" Chris screams in horror watching them attack Ghostface. Once Ghostface was down Chris picked up both the Chibi Weskers. "What am I gonna do with you two" he questions himself as he walks out the S.T.A.R.S. Office and runs to the opened gate to see the other survivors.

"Who was the killer?" Jill questions. Chris looks at Jill and the other survivors. "Ghostface... I think the reason he wasn't going after anyone was because he was too interested looking at my ass the whole time" Chris says shuttering. "How do you escape?" Sheva asks. Chris points at the now two Weskers. "He multiplied" he says leaving through the gate making it back to the campfire and brings the now two Chibi Weskers on his bed. He turns his head for one second to hear a poof. Chris looks back at Wesker and sees there's a third one. "There's another one!" Chris cries out seeing its Wesker from when they met at Rockfort Island. Chris watches as they talk to each other wondering what he did wrong in life. He clearly did something wrong cause he's being punished by cute tiny versions of Wesker that look completely obsessed with him

Not too long the Entity called him into another match. He didn't even bother to look at the survivors when he was now carrying 4 Chibi Weskers. He hates life. Chris gets pulled into a match and looks around to reveal Gideon's plant. Chris, seeing a gen, starts to work on it as he hears another poof meaning there's now 5 Chibi Weskers on him. Chris, hearing chase music, looks to reveal the trickster running towards him with a smirk. "Oh god" Chris says, leaving his gen while the trickster chases him. Chris runs around Gideon's plant dodging the Trickster. Trying to get away from him. It wasn't too long before the trickster caught up to him and slammed him against the wall. Chris tries to get out but his arms are pinned. "Hey! Let go!" Chris says, struggling to get out of his hold. He sees Trickster pull out a rose from who knows where and tries to hand it to Chris before being attacked by the now 8 Chibi Weskers. Chris watches as they attack him chanting mine. Not too long after Chris sees the trickster on the ground passed out. The game ends because now Trickster is out cold.

Chris gets back to his cabin with 8 Chibi Weskers. A bright like blind Chris. He shields his eyes. Once the bright light is gone he looks up and sees Wesker's back to himself. Chris gets slammed into the wall by Wesker. He feels his breath on his neck. "Your mine Christopher" Wesker says, grabbing Chris's chin to look at him clearly. "Remember that" He says kissing Chris on the lips and leaves the cabin with a smirk because of Chris's shocked flushed face