2gather- Jikook AU

Chapter - 5

"Ahhhhhhh-" Namjoon groaned as Jimin put a cold pack on his jaw.

"I knew it was a bad idea. Ugh...my nose hurts, I think it's broken" Hobi whined holding his somewhat broken nose.

"I'm sorry guys, this all happened because of me" Jimin apologized.

They're all like this because they wanted to help him. Seeing them in pain broke his heart.

"But you guys should have fought back. All you did was take the hit"

Jimin snorted and Tae, who had been lying down all this time, sat up abruptly-

"Why didn't you do anything, he wouldn't have hurt you anyway" he snorted back.

"How was I supposed to defend those, who came to attack me" Jimin rolled his eyes.

"Okay, now stop arguing. I'm too hurt to talk so keep quiet" Namjoon scolded them.

"Aaaahhhhhhhh.... I don't know what to do anymore" Jimin groaned loudly.

Even the neighbors heard him clear and loud.

"How do I get rid of him?? Should I just murder him and then hide his body" They all looked at him as if he was a psycho which he did look like.

"Jimin calm down let's look for another way"

"Yeah chim, chill. It will be fine" Namjoon and Tae both looked at the boy pitifully, even though they, themselves, were pretty pitiful.

"How about you get a girlfriend," Hobi said still holding his nose.

"As if I don't want to" Jimin rolled his eyes.

"No. Not that, like why don't you get a fake girlfriend? Like have a fake girlfriend, show her to Suho and tell him to leave you alone since you have a girlfriend"

All the other three boys' eyes were shunned. They couldn't believe Hobi was the one who gave such a brilliant idea.

Hobi was confused as to why they were looking at him like that and all of a sudden they all jumped onto him to hug him. The poor boy was crushed underneath all of them.

"Moow-ve... Move, I can't breathe" He pushed them all one by one and took a deep breath.

"That's brilliant Hoba, why didn't you say this before" Tae said excitedly.

"Yes Hobi, I also think that's good and safe. At least no one will get hurt like this time" Namjoon sadly said still holding the coldpack on his jaw.

Poor Hobi blushed due to all the compliments.

"Wait, guys... It is a good idea but where am I gonna get this fake girlfriend?" Jimin, the pessimist, said.

"Why is it so hard, just talk to one of the females around you, and there you get yourself a fake girlfriend" Namjoon, the optimist, said.

"I can't just ask anyone Joon. He knows everything about me. If I just show him, anyone, he won't believe me" Jimin pointed out and they all nodded.

He was right, they already made a wrong move so now they need to do better.

"How about Han Kyung? She doesn't even go to the same uni as us" Tae said after thinking a bit.

"Have you lost your mind? Two years ago when she proposed to me, I rejected her. How can I ask her"

"Wait- who is this girl we are talking about? "

"We graduated from the same high school. She had a crush on him and at the end of the year, she proposed to him but as usual, he rejected"

"I like mysterious girls okay. And they aren't mysterious" Jimin tried to defend himself.

"You mean like Su-a, that girl was a bitch, yet you roamed around her like a lost puppy"

Namjoon and Hobi silently watched them argue since they didn't know much about this matter.

"Don't talk about her like this. She was so pretty and sweet" Jimin said dreamily.

"You mean cold and rude? Jimin, she used to give you this cold shoulder knowing very well you like her"

Namjoon at this point wanted nothing but to get some popcorn and enjoy the show instead of stopping them as usual. ◌◌

"Stop, she wasn't like that" Jimin frowned.

"Whatever, you're blind. "

"Why are you-" Namjoon decided it was enough for today and he also didn't have any popcorn

"Guys stop it now. It's enough. Let's get back to our main conversation"

"Whatever you guys say but I can't call her"

"Then text her," Hobi as usual said, not reading the room. They all sighed.

"Jimin, Han Kyung is the perfect girl for this. She's pretty also I'm sure Suho doesn't know her. You can say you two studied together and liked each other for a long time. But didn't confess before and now you guys are together"

"We did study together Tae" Jimin said as a matter of fact and sighed.

"You got my point and now call her and ask her to meet you tomorrow"

"Yeah, Jimin, do it"

"You can do this Min"

They all encouraged him. Jimin thought for a while and decided to follow their advice.

"Okay,"

They all screamed excitedly like kids getting chocolate.

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"I'll do it" Jimin was shocked, to say the least.

He thought she would scream at him. Curse him the whole time. But she agreed so easily. Maybe Tae was right, she's not that bad.

Jimin smiled at her and was gonna thank her but she cut him off-

"But what will you give me in return?" She asked cockily. Well, maybe not that good.

"What do you want?"

"Your credit card for a day" She bluntly said. Jimin for the second time was shocked that day.

"You kidding right?" He laughed but when he saw her blank expression, he stopped-

"I can't give you my card. Ask something else"

"How about a Gucci bag?" She asked sipping her coffee through the pipe.

"Wha- not possible"

"Then no deal-"

"Okay deal"

They both shook their hands. Even though it would cost a little too much, it was still worth it.

"So when?" Han Kyung asked.

"Tonight there's a festival in my uni, I'll show you as my girlfriend there," Jimin told her the whole plan of how he was gonna introduce her plus what lies they were gonna say.

This time nothing's gonna go wrong. Tonight will be the last night he'll see Suho.

Right??

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Thank you guys for reading. I'm gonna introduce Kook in the next chapter. Vote and comment. Also don't forget stream face. Yoongi is close to 1B streaming in Spotify under AgustD so stream all the songs under this account with face. Also, Namjoonie released his album not too long ago but he still hasn't completed 10m listeners monthly so stream his songs too. Don't forget to take care of yourself<3