HUGE DISCLAIMER:
This is a satire, anything said in this book is not canon to the actual lore of Danganronpa and is not meant to be taken in a literal sense.
A dreadful tale about 16 students who thought they were going to a normal high school yet w...
"Now Kaede it's time for you to make your final decision." A loud voice echoed.
"Right," she paused, "Rantaro, Shuichi I've truly had the best time getting to know you both and this decision was the hardest one I've ever had to make."
I held my breath as she spoke. I wanted it to be me, she was everything I ever wanted. She made me feel complete like I finally belonged. Kaede Akamatsu choosing me would be the best thing to ever happen to me.
"My final rose,"
I shivered in fear, not knowing what she was going to choose was killing me.
"Goes to,"
My fists clenched. Tears began forming in my eyes. This moment would make or break me. The answer given would turn out to,
"Rantaro Amami!"
Break me.
"Woahhhh, sick mann."
I couldn't control my anger. Everything that we went through together? I couldn't believe this. No one wants the nice guy, only the bad boy gets the girl. Before I could punch the shit out of both of them a voice boomed.
"Wonderful decision! It's now time for Rantaro Amami to face his time!" Monokuma yelled.
Maybe it wasn't so bad I didn't get chosen.
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There he was a man who used to stand so tall. A guy who had the personality of a generic surfer boy in the 2000s was dead. Rantaro Amami, he seemed to know much more than us. Me, Kaede, Kaito, and Tenko stood over the body in fear as the alarm rang.
"Y'all who did this. He was kinda a liberal, but that doesn't excuse darn tootin' murder!" Kaito, our true American said.
"I bet it was a degenerate male! There isn't a single woman here that would succumb to doing such a thing! Tenko yelled.
"Calm down everyone, let's examine what happened. Whoever did this has to face what they've done! For all we know it could be the mastermind!" Kaede chimed in.
Man, I love her. Kaede Akamatsu, the bombshell blond. Ever since I met her in this stupid game, I've loved her. She's low-key, really hot. Too bad she totally screwed me over! We started dating earlier today when we first came here. But I saw her getting all buddy-buddy with mister surfer whore earlier! I can't break up with her over this though I have to show her how amazing I am. Besides he's dead now, all I have to look out for is Kaito.
Kaito Momota is no doubt in love with my girl! He non-stop tries to flirt with her. I know he knows we have a thing but he's literally so dense and in love with her.
"Shuichi! Stop hitting your vape and help me investigate! You're supposed to be the detective, geez!."
"*cough* My bad Kaede. This gummy bear surprise is just too delectable. I need it to survive."
"Oh of fuckin course he "needs" his vape!" Miu, who I didn't notice was there chimed in, "You're the whole reason I had to quit! Taking all the juice is so not fucking nice. Feast your eyes on this!"
She proceeds to pull out a Marlboro cigarette. Tied in a bow with a pink ribbon.
"I am embracing my dark feminine energy and I now smoke *real* cigarettes. This is so Lana Del Ray coquette!"
"Miu! Smoking? That's so pathetic" Kokichi joined in.
"Go away stupid bitch! You can't fathom getting as loosey goosey as me! You can't even pull anyone!"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S SO MEAN!"
I couldn't care less about this dumb banter. I focused on inspecting the body with Kaede. I didn't want to uncover the truth, not after what happened. My traumas take over my mind as we continue the investigation. Until we heard the chiming of the bell signaling us to prepare for the trial.
We reached the building that Monokuma signaled us to. Trembling in fear I began to cry. It wasn't even the murder that caused these emotions, it was seeing my hot girlfriend look terrified. How dare someone make her feel this way!
The elevator ride down was awkward. Side conversations about Taylor Swift rang in the air.
"Hey Shu-Poo!" Kaede whispered to me.
"What's up baby girl, *cough*."
"Whatever happens in this trial, I'm sorry."
Those words confused me. Why was she apologizing? She didn't have anything to apologize for. I took the last hit of my vape before we stepped foot into the trial grounds. Nothing could've prepared me for what would happen.
