Danganronpa V3: The Truth

Food For Thought

After the events of yesterday it was safe to say we were exhausted. I was so sleepy like, mimimi type shizzle. But, I was woekn up to the ding dings of my doorbell.

DING DING SING DING DING

It continued till I opened my door. To my surprise, my arch nemesis Kaito was standing in my door way.

"Man, I will not be kernd about this mersage, BACK OFF OF THE HOT EMO WOMAN MAKEE OK?" Kaito yelled, "IM CERTAIN SHE'S NOT A FEMINIST SHE'S MY DREAM GIRL. TOGETHER WE WILL SUPPORT FATHER ORANGE!"

He knows of my plans. He doesn't have to know he does though.

"Dog I don't even want her, I hope she dies."

"Count ur days, liberal." He said before turning around and leaving.

He didn't even notice I didn't have my hat on. This was literally my glowup. I have to look more hot, hotter than what my ex saw. Soon I begin to walk to the dining hall, where everyone meets. I hope Maki thinks I'm cute.

"Bro what, writing in the grass? What do you mean?" Ryoma said to Gonta

"YES! Writing on rock say "b b b"! Me no know why there"

"Y'all the emo liberal, he's right behind me isn't he?" Kaito meanly spoke

"EWWWW! I thought you were BALD, no! This is so disappointing! No wonder Kaede broke up with you." Kokichi yelled

I was fuming. My demon alpha was about to emerge.

"You look so, different" Tsumugi replied

Everyone was looking at me in shock. They all thought I was bald! How appalling!

"My inner voice no longer whispers, it howls!" I said to the bullies

This led to a huge laughing fit from everyone. I had to pretend I wasn't embarrassed. They better all watch their backs.

"Today's horoscope calls for Virgos to give up negative self talking! Let's all use our crystals to enlarge this power! Manifesting is best thing to do!" Tsumugi decided to chime in.

"SHUT UP BLUE HAIR PRONOUNS! We should all eat breakfast together from now on! To make sure we're all up holding our duties as Americans! CAWW!" Kaito interrupted

"I'll make breakfast. I know of secret recipes from the great Victoria's Secret!" Kirumi said.

"Oh Kirumi, you've barely spoke about Victoria. Why's that?" Kiyo asked

"Well, I would speak of her more if it wasn't for SHUICHI! He disrespected her so much that I can't even look at him."

Wow.. that was mean.... low blow...

"Anyways, today I will prepare for you a brown liquid, known as a gravy, with pieces of carrots and beef mixed in. On the top with be a mound of rice, in the shape of Victoria, swimming in the gravy. Her hair, a swoopy bunch of noodles. Carefully pieced together to form one of my greatest dishes!" Kirumi explained

This almost set me into a coma. I hate people who talk a lot. Makes me feel jealous they have something positive to be talking about...

"This is so scrumptious!" Tenko beamed

"*sniff* yes it issss!" Himiko said

Everyone agreed, even I had to.

I don't why everyone is so over Kaede. She was so hot. Kaito even liked her! But now he's going after Maki! She was the best! Who would forget her!

"Oh my goodness! Shu-poo wasn't here for the "b b b" talk! I say it stands for "big booty bitches"!" Miu brought up

"B, b, b???"

"Oh yes! Gonta found writing in grass! It said b b b! No idea where came from!"
Gonta answered

"How'd you even find it?" Kirumi asked

"Tiny bugs!"

Everyone was surprised. He said there wasn't bugs anywhere!

"Gonnnta! You're so gullible!!! You might just end up deadddd!" Kokichi girlyly said

BOOM.

The mood shattered. Why would he say such a word! This is appalling.

"Kokichi! No should say that word! Not even joke!" Gonta said

"This is why I hate MEN. They all got puney brains!" Tenko yelled

"Grow up losers! This is all a part of Monokumas plan! Why can't we talk about death in a KILLING game." Kokichi spoke

We heard a giggle. A mechanical pu hu hu. The laughter only heard from Monokuma.

"PU HU HU!!! Congratulations to you guys for surviving! Here are some wonderful prizes!"

A/N:
Thank you for all the love and support on this book! Shout out to Gindsay M. who drew us this wonderful piece!