We arrived at the trial room. Situated in a circle I was next to the two worst people ever! To my left, Miu Iruma. She's all mad at me because I "took all the vape juice" like sorry that sounds like a you problem. Women these days. To my right, Kaito Momota. He needs to shut up. My girl is my girl. If he keeps flirting with her I will have no other choice but to fight him.
The discussion began as we looked back on the murder. Who would have the time and energy to go through it? Then again, if they hadn't we'd all be dead. I was lost in thought until I heard a beautiful voice boom over the crowd.
"Oh my goodness you guys! We're not getting anywhere if we just blame each other!" My very hot girlfriend said.
"Then who do you suppose is the killer then?" Maki questioned
"Well the mastermind, of course!"
"Yeah right. I don't think the mastermind would kill someone just like that!"
"Har Shuichi!" Kaito whispered to me, sigh this is gonna be terrible, "Which lady is hotter, the emo one or the preppy one?"
"Excuse you." I replied angrily, "Don't subject women to how they dress. How could you do such a thing? No woman is hotter than another. How dare you Kaito!"
"You called me a "whore-mongus woman thing" Pooichi! I don't think that's very feminist of you!" Miu said. It was true but could you blame me? I'm not the one showing skin, she should cover up.
"Yeah Shuichi, that's a terrible thing to say!" Tenko shouted.
"It's just like Lana said," Korekiyo began to sing, "Evil. We've come to tell you that he's evil most definitely!"
"You aren't Lana Del Rey, Kiyo" Kirumi began, "But on the topic of Shuichi being suspicious. He dissed Victoria. I am one who knows of her secret, and Rantaro did too, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was the killer."
I stayed silent. I couldn't make out what was going on. I wasn't the killer, yeah Victoria is kinda ugly, but I wouldn't kill someone over that! While I was putting pieces together in my head it clicked. I knew the murderer.
"Shu-poo, you've realized it, haven't you?" Kaede asked.
I couldn't believe it. Why would she do such a thing! Why would she cheat on me! The nice guy never gets anything. I need to make this the biggest scene ever. Maybe then she'll like me again.
"Kaede, how dare you! You whore! I loved you and you just threw that away! Women these days are so disrespectful they're all the same!"
"Shu-poo calm do-"
"Don't tell me to calm down you woman! Know your place! At least I'm not a fucking murderer!" I fought back. I've had enough!
"GET THE CAMERAAAAAAAAAA" Kokichi yelped.
"Calm down you guys! Kaede's the murderer? That makes no logical sense!" Kiibo nerdly said.
"ZAMNN! He's kinda hot!" Miu tried talking to me.
I didn't respond to her. I just kept laying the pieces out of how Kaede was a filthy, hoebag, cheater! And a murderer but that's not that important right now! I kept doing this until everyone believed me.
"Kaede, why would you do this? I thought you were a respectable female." Kaito sadly spoke.
"He knew my favorite color, ok! Shuichi never even asked what it was!"
"Isn't it pink?" I questioned.
"IT'S BABY PINK! AND ONLY RANTARO KNEW THAT! I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL HIM! I WANTED TO KILL THE MASTERMIND YOU UGLY SAGGY PIECE OF GARBAGE!" she spat back.
"At least I won't be dying today," I said, "you know the rules and everyone knows the truth."
I sobbed. I loved her, but not anymore. She was everything I ever wanted but everything has its end. I took a hit of my vape while Monokuma yelled for us to vote.
Kaede, unsurprisingly, was voted as the blackend. I didn't want to watch her die. But, I had no other choice!
We then watched as Kaede Akamatsu, the Ultimate Pianist, died in such a brutal way. But she's my ex now! I'm a free male! Shouldn't have been a murderer.
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Danganronpa V3: The Truth
FanfictionHUGE DISCLAIMER: This is a satire, anything said in this book is not canon to the actual lore of Danganronpa and is not meant to be taken in a literal sense. A dreadful tale about 16 students who thought they were going to a normal high school yet w...