The Strange World (Yan! Skeksis x Fem! Reader x Yan! Urru)

Chapter 14

"What in the papa's Scooperia?" Said Y/n as she looked at the inside of the establishment.

It was an ice cream parlor, not that you didn't have any bad blood with em, it's just that.....

This specific Ice cream parlor was basically the rival to your cafe.

You remembered all the times you nearly needed to restrain Ruby from fighting a staff member who was an asshole but not asshole enough that you didn't see the point of fighting her, but Ruby clearly saw red when the staff member decided to trash her friends.

"Well well well, look what we have here..."

Oh goddamn it they took the day shift.

"Finally joined the right side of this war, I wonder why they set their cafe on fire~?" Teased Gina.

"Shut your goddamn mouth bitch!!! We finally have a new employee and you decided to pull Horton hears a bitch?! Not while I'm breathing!!!" Said Wanda who had the same problems as a finals exam.

"Great so glad that an arsonist is here in our midst." Said Tony as he held his face on his hand looking bored as ever.

Y/n stared back at Tony, before looking away and rubbing her face, trying to cover up the red dusted across her face.

What does this mean dear readers? Yup.....

Y/n was actually the one who CAUSED the fire!

Well how? Let's rewind!

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After a Long shift and now going into the morning shift, before anyone was inside, Y/n did all of her routine work except for one mishap.....

"Huh, what is an uneven candle doing here? Never mind that I need to light it up." Thought Y/n out loud as she grabbed the lighter and light the candle and place it on the table near the faulty electrical wiring that was exposed, the candle then fell into the exposed panel before someone came over barely awake and sealed it in.

When the fire started Y/n found the cause of it while she was getting everyone out, seeing the melted wax and recognizing the smell of the candle, she quickly got out of there as soon as she realized it.

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Y/n looked at Tony unamused by his little joke. Tony put his hands up and shrugged before Wanda gladly took Y/n and toured her around the place before setting her on being the sundae maker.

Y/n would be lying if she said that she was expecting some fancy ass equipment, she wasn't expecting how smooth the counters were how the walls were painted in light colors like a kindergarten classroom, how even the containers that were filled with toppings looked so GODDAMN CLEAN?!

She swears that it was like she was having an existential crisis.

"WAAAAANNNNDDDAAAAA!!!!!" Whined/yelled Kaden like it was karaoke night and he ran to her and hid behind her while a turkey was chasing him and gobbling away, trying to peck at Kaden.

Y/n wondered if it was legal to punch a turkey, but she obviously did the right choice and hid behind the counter.

Wanda wasn't taking shit before slapping the turkey in the face, and everyone was taken aback that Wanda slapped the turkey, the turkey even looked surprised.

"Now why the hell is a turkey doing here?! November is over!" Said Wanda as Tony was not bothered instead taking his sweet time changing the nearly depleted supply of mint chocolate chip ice cream with a filled container and opening the lid.

Maisy suddenly walked in looking like she had been laughing her ass off holding a cage meant for the turkey.

Maisy was giggling and trying to mutter words only for them to instantly cut to more giggles and wheezing.

"The turk-ey- chdgdgdhhdj- got pissed-bhshssc- an- BWHSRGHDHEHSH!!!!" Said Maisy before breaking down and laughing her ass off and panting her lungs on fire.

By now Y/n was up and behind Maisy who was giggling uncontrollably, Maisy, seeing a shadow cast over her, turned around and screamed.

"AHHHHHH!!!! WE HAVE BEEN INTERCEPTED!!!! WANDA USE BITCH SLAP!!!" Yelled Maisy.

Wanda won't obey!

"Maisy, Kaden, pompous turkey, meet our new employee, Y/n L/n, otherwise known as double agent." Said Wanda, Y/n looked at Wanda with an offended expression.

"Anyways, aside from the turkey that looks like a Karen with that cut, why are we not getting to work, there are customers arriving!!!" Said Gina as she pointed out the window, people already getting off their cars.

After a bit of clamoring and putting the turkey in break room time out, the shift was starting and Y/n was easily making sundaes.

And to be honest it felt like giving away your baby each time she finished the sundae and handed it away.

Her phone then rang when she just ended her shift, and picking it up, she instantly knew that it was SkekGra.

"What is going o-" said Y/n before hearing something like glass shattering as arguing was heard in the background.

"Y/n! SkekMal is fighting Rian! The Skeksis are fighting! The mystics are currently-" yelled SkekGra as he desperately yelled at the other Skeksis before hearing him panicking and urgoh frantically trying to calm the situation only for the a Skeksis claw at him therefore making SkekGra cry out in pain.

Y/n quickly gone to her car and sped off, and quickly opening the door and entered just in time to see SkekMal taking away a large knife that Rian was using as a weapon and threw it away and UrAmaj got stabbed.

Y/n didn't even realize what she was doing, only hearing pained gasps and sudden silence before she came to, seeing the Skeksis huddle in a spot far from the surprised gelfling who were in the kitchen, and Rian gasping like he was seeing his life play out before him sitting on the table while SkekMal was acting like a misbehaving child, seething in silence as Y/n's nails were digging into his skin as her hand was stuck to the back of his head and UrVa grunting from the pain.

After the scolding of everyone involved and them taking it bitterly, Y/n sighed as she grabbed the first aid kit, disinfected the wounds on UrAmaj, SkekAyuk, SkekGra and urgoh, ultimately patching it up with a few bandages, Y/n was beat and put her head on SkekSa's chest, grumbling something as SkekSa was chilling and playing with Y/n's hair.

The mystics were ultimately shaken up and Y/n had to comfort them, especially UrAmaj promising him that she would get rid of the knifes.

And that she quickly did, not trusting the Skeksis in her kitchen even further.

As she was about to clean UrAmaj's blood off of the knife, she couldn't help but be entranced by the blood, obviously it wasn't a human's blood, she was still before she tilted the blade far enough that the blood trickled down and onto the rag.

"Y/n? What are you doing?" Asked Deet, making Y/n instantly wipe off the rest of the blood.

"Cleaning this knife before putting it somewhere no one can get, not one day where I have to change something around here whenever there's a problem." Said Y/n.

After seeing to it that everyone was in their place she was about to head to her room to sleep when Deet pipped up and asked if she could sleep her with her.

"Really? What about Hup?" Asked Y/n.

"He could tag along!" Said Deet.

Hup perked up when he heard the conversation tilted his head slightly as his eyes squinted at Deet.

Y/n thought for a moment before shrugging and now she was holding Deet close to her chest as Hup was currently on top of the blanket snoring, he didn't like to be in the blanket.

"Good night." Chirped Deet before instantly falling asleep.

Y/n was a bit weirded out by how fast Deet can fall asleep but soon enough Y/n was already asleep by the time she heard rain coming down.