"I can see the crack in your ass jonny"
Thom is very unhappy with the recent lack of band bonding time so he decides to take things into his own... HANDS
(this is satire)
I cackled evilly and rubbed my hands together like a housefly wearing my shit eating grin as i slowly approached jonny.
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I could tell he was trying hard not to make it obvious how HARD he was BLUSHING at my sexy rizzly comment 😈
He was also trying to hide how hard something else was...
but he was being such a baka! why wouldnt he just admit he had feelings for me as well it was making me angry i couldnt take it anymore🤬
TW: INTERNALISE HOMOPAHOBIA
"JUST ADMIT YOU CANT HELP YOURSELF AROUND ME JON JON!" i yelled angrily and dominantly
"I-I-"
haha looks like i got him stuttering or is that just how he talks normally you can never tell with jonny tbh
"You're little buns are so bloody HANDSOME that I can almost feel my great british pretty-boy EYELASHES burning right off from the mere SIGHT of them!"
He got very flustered and tried to cover up but i was quick pull them down further and push him into the nearby convienient chaise lounge behind him
"hey you over there on the chaise lounge in your underwear what are you doing sitting down you should be horizontal now"
"wtf thom you know i hate wetleg"
"QUIET KITTEN you only speak to daddy when spoken to 🤬🤬 you are very sexist for hating wetleg jon for that i am EXTRA ANGRY AT YOU"
i didnt like liars. especially ones who lied about being horrendously gay for me. But seeing jonny sat down on the chaise longue in his white and red heart polkadot panties was almost enough for me to forgive him...
