Bonus chapter skit

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{Human au}
Their all university students, living in a dorm together.

Kiri was sleeping comfortably in her bed. When she heard shuffling behind her, she turns around to see Lo'ak laying down next to her.

"Jesus!" She says startled.

"Hi Kiri"

"Lo'ak what the fuck are you doing in my bed?"

"I had a nightmare"

"Ok, well you usually go to Neteyam when that happens"

"Yeah i did but its occupied"

"Wait, your telling me, Neteyam has someone in his bed. In our dorm. Right now?"

"Not just someone.. It's Tsireya" He says with a roll of his eyes

"Oh. Well okay. Maybe Tsireya had a nightmare"

"Maybe. Dont know. Dont wanna talk about it okay"

"Alright then. Goodnight Lo'ak. Dont annoy me while your here" She said pulling the blanket over her face.

"Night Kiri"

Lo'ak stares at the ceiling in silence, for a few minutes.

"What do you think they're doing?"

Kiri pulls the blanket off her face and rolls to her side, facing Lo'ak with a sigh.

"Why dont you just go and ask them, yeah?"

"No? Thats like.. Intrusive" he said with a shake of his head.

"Since when are you so reluctant to be Intrusive"

"You know what Kiri, fuck off will ya, maybe i will go and ask them huh? I mean they're both my friends, it's not like we keep secrets" Lo'ak said pausing after every sentence.

Kiri stares at him.

"Right.."

"I mean what could they possibly be talking about right? something boring like.. School or..girls, I dont- its not like i care"

"Yeah you seem truly unbothered by all this" She said emphasizing the 'truly'.

"Yeah.." after a long pause he says, "Do you think they're talking about me?"

"I dont know Lo, why dont you go find out for yourself huh?"

Kiri pulled the blanket up again attempting to sleep.

"Okay but like if they are talking about me then it's gonna be awkward if i go there right?"

"Mhm.." Kiri muttered, not caring.

"Did i piss Reya off recently?? But like Teyam would tell me if reya complained right?"

Light snores(Fake ones) could be heard from Kiri under the blanket.

"Right Kiri? Kiri?" He questioned turning to her and heard her snoring.

"Oh you're a good sister aren't you? Good-for-nothin unhelpful snoring prick, you know what i will go there and i will find out for myself. Wether you like it or not"

"Yeah yeah yeah.." Kiri mumbled, going back to her fake snoring.

"Fine! Im going, im going now. Goodbye Kiri" He said still in her bed.

With a long frustrated sigh, Kiri pulled her blanket off her face.

"Lo'ak. Either shut up or i will kick you out of this bed myself"

"Oh, you're no fun, im going. Bye kiri"
Lo'ak said getting out of her bed.

"Bye Lo'ak" She says, rolling her eyes, watching him leave.

"I dont get paid enough for this.."

With Tsireya and Neteyam

"Okay Neteyam but i cant just tell them"

"Why not? the way you talk about them, it seems like they like you back" Neteyam said fiddling with his glasses.

"Yeah im not so sure about that. They're kind of hard to read sometimes. They go around flirting with everyone so it feels like im not that special. I dont know.."

"Well, is it better to speak or to die?"

Tsireya looks at him and smiles.

"Neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan, what a poet"

Neteyam shrugs.

"Its just something my mum used to say"

Neteyam and Tsireya are interrupted when they hear someone outside the door, clear their throat. The door opened and revealed Lo'ak.

"Hey guys"

"Oh-"

"Hey bro, you good? You look kinda stressed"

"Oh no no no. Im fine im fine. I was just you know like passing by and i saw that Reya's bed was empty. So i was just wondering what you guys were doing here.. Alone.."

"We're just talking" Tsireya says.

"Right... About?" He asked eying Neteyam.

"Oh, Misses Tsireya here has a crush"

Tsireya turns to Neteyam with a glare.

"Neteyam."

"What? You didn't want him to know? I mean we're friends i kind of assumed you already told him"

"Reya has a crush"

"Yeah" Neteyam says with a smirk.

Tsireya looks at Lo'ak with a polite smile.

"Yes. I do have. a crush"

"Okay.. Who is it?"

"She wont tell me. So secretive"

"Well thats because i know you. Both of you love to play wingmen and i really dont want that" She says hesitantly.

"I dont love to play wingman. I mean i wouldn't. Like its none of my business but i would just like to know who it is, so i can decide wether they're good enough for you like a good.. friend you know?" Lo'ak said, stuttering at 'friend'

"Oh believe me bro, ive tried that method. doesn't work. She's unbreakable"

"I bet i could break her"

"Lo'ak dont do this please"

"No no no im gonna get it out of you. Neteyam"

"Huh-?"

"wha- ne- NETEYAM"

"What?"

Moment of realization.

"Was i just kicked out of my own bed?"

*****
Kiri was shifting around her bed to find a better position to sleep in and when she opened her eyes, she saw Neteyam.

"Oh my fucking- fuck-"

"Hey kiri"

"Neteyam. What the fuck"

"Lo'ak and Tsireya kicked me out of my bed" He said with a frown.

Kiri stared at Neteyam, in both utter amusement and disbelief.

"You dont even know how close i am to losing my shit right now"

End of Skit
Credits to @Mi3ha_ on Tiktok

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