🔥Camping (Gerald x Randy)

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(NO-ONE'S POV)
!Top Gerald
!Bottom Randy

Randy sat on the couch, watching TV and sipping on a beer. He leaned his head back. "I'm so bored.." he groaned out. Sharon was currently out with some 'girlfriends.'
"But when I call my bros my boyfriends, then it'd be gay. But girls can call each other 'girlfriend' and not be called lesbians? No fair." he thought out loud. He opened his phone, and scrolled on Facebook. Until he stumbled across a certain ad.

"Come camp in the Denver Forest today! If there are 4 guests, you get a 50% discount on a 2 bedroom cabin.
Come visit!"

He stared at the ad as an idea came in. He could bring Stan camping! But he would like the discount, so who else could be bring? Sharon said she'll be gone until tonight.. and Shelley is over with friends right now.. "STAAANN!" Randy yelled. Stan came walking downstairs.
"What dad?"
"We're going camping! But we gotta bring 2 other people. You can choose."
"Uh, do I have to go?"
"Yes, Stan! It'll be cool."
"Okay.. how about Kyle and Kenny?"
"No way am I watching two kids."
"Ugh, you told me to pick 2 people though?! I'll just bring Kyle then. If you really don't want another kid there, bring his dad or something."

Randy's eyes lit up. Gerald! Of course!
"You're a genius Stan! You can go upstairs now and get ready." Randy exclaimed, quickly dialing Gerald. It rang for a bit until he answered.

"Randy? What's up?" Gerald asked.
"Hey, I'm bored. Wanna go camping today? It'll just be us and the boys."
"Like a father-son hangout? Sounds fun, sure."
"Yea, yea alright! Meet me at the Denver Forest."
"Okay, see ya!" Gerald says, hanging up.

(4 HOURS LATER, @ THE DENVER FOREST)

Randy pulled up, seeing Kyle and Gerald waiting on the grass. He and Stan stepped out of the car. Stan went and started to talk to Kyle.
"Sorry 'Broflovski. We got stuck in traffic." Randy apologized. "It's alright, 'Marsh. Let's go!" Gerald said, walking into the forest as the others followed.

They made it to the cabin their staying at, and used the key they have been provided. Stan and Kyle sat on the couch, hooking up the video console Stan brought. Gerald walked over to the mini kitchen area. "I'll cook dinner." He said. Randy nodded and watched the boys play their game.

(I'm getting lazy, so time skip to after dinner.)

"I'm so full.." Randy groaned out. He ate 3 1/2 plates of food.
"Probably because you ate like a madman!" Gerald laughed out. The boys were knocked out on their bed. "Hey Randy.." Gerald whispered, sounding a little embarrassed. "Yea?" Randy said back.
"Remember the hot tub thing?.."
"..."
"Randy?"
"We agreed to never mention that day again." Randy said, a little red.
"I know, I know! It's just- you know- it's never left my mind!" Gerald whined, biting his lip.
"Well, it definitely left my mind!" Randy yelled. That was a lie, and he knew it. It never left his mind.
"Alright, I'm sorry." Gerald said, scratching said scratching his neck. It was a little awkward after that.
"I'm gonna go to bed." Randy said.
"I'm getting kinda tired. I'll go to bed too." Gerald said.  The two undressed and put the night clothes on they brought with them. Randy snuck a few glances.. in a dude way. Totally not a gay way. No way.

They tucked into bed next to each other. It was a small bed, so they had to be extremely close to each other. "No wonder this cabin had a 50% discount.." Randy thought out loud. Randy was holding onto Gerald— only because he would fall if he didn't. Not gay. By now Gerald was asleep. He kept shuffling around and scooting around against Randy. He felt how soft and plump Gerald's ass was.. moving against his.. Randy slapped his forehead, blushing a bit. He was straight, what the hell? He bit his lip, Gerald was an active sleeper. He wouldn't stop moving! Randy tightly shut his eyes, trying to get some sleep.

All of a sudden, he felt an uncomfortable tightness in his pajama pants. He knew immediately. "Fuck." he groaned out. Then Gerald fluttered open his eyes. "Double fuck!.." Randy muttered.
"Ugh.. Randy? You're still up?" Gerald whispered, rubbing his eyes. "And what the hell is poking me?" Randy just looked at him, averted his eyes, and blushed. Gerald quickly understood.
"I'm sorry man, let me go take care of it.." Randy said, hopping up. Randy started to walk away when he felt a hand on his wrist.

"I can help you.. make it go away." Gerald said. "It's not gay, it's just helping a friend out.."
Randy stared at him in shock as he felt heat coming to his face. He eyed the boys who are across the room, asleep. "As long as you stay quiet.. they won't hear a thing." Randy nodded and sat down on the bed. Gerald immediately got to work, licking up and down his neck until he found his sweet spot, making the black hair boy underneath him squeak and moan out, giving Gerald a bulge of his own. Gerald began palming and rubbing Randy's bulge, earning the little groans and moans from him. Gerald worked his way down, his fingers eventually on the hem of Randy's pajama pants. "May I?" Gerald whispered. Randy nodded, far too flustered to continue talking. Gerald gently pulled down his pants, revealing his boxers. He peeled those off as well. Randy's dick bounced out, as it rested on his stomach. Gerald took hold of it, and took it whole. Randy let out a loud moan and quickly covered his mouth to conceal anymore loud moans that might slip out. Gerald began bobbing his head, up and down. Randy bit his lip, moaning into his hand. He grabbed Gerald hair tightly, only turning on Randy more. He was starting to think this was better than the head Sharon gave. Gerald lifted his head up a bit, and licked Randy's slit; just to tease him. Randy let out a sharp gasp, and Gerald continued sucking. "Ge-Gerald! Coming! I'm- c- coming!" Randy said, a moaning mess. All of a sudden Gerald stopped and smirked. A little disappointed from the cut of pleasure, Randy whined. "Why'd you stop?" Gerald didn't say a word, but he started sucking on his fingers and made them sopping wet. "This'll hurt a little, but just take deep breaths." Randy realized what was gonna happen. He didn't mind, he wanted this. Gerald stuck one finger into Randy, making Randy suck air though his teeth in pain. "Ssh.. it'll feel good soon." Gerald reassured, sliding a second finger in. Randy was laying back, his arm covering his face. Gerald began to stretch him out. "I think that's good enough.." Gerald said, then aligning himself with Randy's hole, swinging Randy's leg over his shoulder. "Ready?" Gerald said, biting his lip. Randy nodded as Gerald pushed himself in. Randy screwed his eyes shut and let out small quiet moans. He waited until Randy adjusted to him. Once Randy nodded, Gerald started slowly moving. "Fuck.." they both moaned at one. "Go faster.." Randy breathed out. Listening to him, Gerald picked up the pace. "Gerald.. is it still.. ngh.. not gay?" Randy said, concerned.
"N-Nope.. it's just a bro helping a bro.." Gerald said, picking his pace up a bit more. Gerald thrusted at a different angle, making Randy all of a sudden jerk up and let out a long and loud moan. "FUCK, UGH!" Randy yelled out. Gerald smirked. He found Randy's prostate. Gerald began hardly slamming at that angle, driving Randy crazy. Randy gripped the sheets as he felt a knot in his lower stomach.
"Gerald.. FUCK.. I'm so close!" Gerald nodded in agreement. "Let's do it together!.."
Gerald thrusted at a high speed, Randy cumming all over his stomach and Gerald's chest. A few seconds later Gerald pulled out, and came onto Randy's stomach. They both flopped back, panting. "That.. was.. so good." Randy said. "Agreed.." Gerald panted out.

All of a sudden they both hear something they were fearing. "DAD, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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