FINE. I'll give you guys one chapter every once in a while. This book reached a whopping 10k reads. SO, FINE. Enjoy!
JOURNAL ENTRY #1
Monday, 6:24am
Dear diary.. Okay nevermind, that makes me sound like a 2001 high-school movie chick. Well, how do I start this off? Uh, I got this new journal to record all my thoughts and secrets on since I need at least somewhere to vent about being immortal and this dumbass mountain town. What's new about this town thats at least a bit normal? Oh right, recently Butters has come out as transgender and her new name is Marjorine. It wasn't really a shocker to everyone, we all kind of saw it coming. I mean, she wore girly-fashioned clothes to school everyday and the same wig (when she was Butters.) The others really don't care, but Cartman has been a dick about it. He still calls her by her old name, which I can tell upsets her. Sometimes I stand up for her but that results in getting called a fag by Cartman. It's whatever. Oh, schools about to start, better get ready. I'll come back to this journal when schools over. Kenny out.
JOURNAL ENTRY #2
Monday, 4:09pm
Hey again, super-secret-journal. Not much happened at school other than I noticed Marjorine sitting alone at lunch, I wonder why she wasn't sitting with the girls like usual. She looked so lonely, which made me feel bad, and I sat with her. She seemed to appreciate it, and she's actually pretty cute aswell. We had a good conversations about a variety of things, mostly cats. She seems to love cats. Karen has a cat plush she doesn't play with anymore, I think Marjorine would like it. I gotta go eat dinner now, (AKA. Pop tarts.) I'll update tomorrow after school. Cya.
JOURNAL ENTRY #3
Tuesday, 1:22pm
Okay- I know I said I'd update after school, but pretend I didn't. I'm in school at the moment, and Marjorine liked the plush, a lot. (Karen didn't mind me taking it.) She gave me a huge hug, and invited me over for a picnic later after school. Cool beans.
JOURNAL ENTRY #4
Tuesday, 6:11pm
I'm at the picnic right now. It was dumb of me to bring the diary, I know. But, Marj went to go use the restroom real quick so here I am. I won't be able to write much, but I can say that she is adorable. She made cookies that taste absolutely amazing, but they probably taste so good because it's not a pop-tart.
IM NOT CONTINUING THIS. Might come back when my South Park Fanfiction phase comes back, you never know. Cya!
