Shopkins (Platonic Style☁️)

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(this takes place in 4th grade)

[KYLE'S POV]

"Bye, Stan!" I yell, waving my arm as he walks out of my room.

"Bye, Kyle!" He yells back, walking off.

I leave my room, making sure he left the house. Once I see him walking down the street through my window, I pull out a black shoebox from underneath my bed. Opening it, I see my collection of the hundreds of shopkins I've been collecting since second grade. The guys would totally call me gay and laugh in my face if they knew I played with these things, but their so small and fun! I dump them all out of my shoebox.

I put on a high pitched voice, voicing the little characters at the mall.

"Ooh, I want this purse!" Apple Blossom says, grabbing her wallet.

"Babe, that purse is one-trillion-million dollars!" Strawberry Kiss yells out, in utter disbelief.

[STAN'S POV]

I'm walking down the street, and I pause in my tracks. Oh crap, I left my phone! I sigh and turn around, heading back to Kyle's place.

I make my way to his house, opening the front door and making my way upstairs. His door was already open, and I heard talking. I slowly walk in, taken aback by what I witness.

"Thank you so much for buying me the purse, baby!" Kyle says, in a high pitched voice, moving Shopkin to make it look like it's talking.

"Haha, not a problem, baby." He says, moving around the other one and talking in a deeper voice.

"Kyle?" I say. "I left my phone on your dresser. Also, what the hell are you doing? Is that a Shopkin?"

Kyle jumps out of his skin, and turns around to stare at at me. "Hey, dude.. What's up? Ike asked me to hold them for him! It's not mine." Kyle stutters out, his face is beet red.

"I've been friends with you long enough to know when you're lying." I walk over and grab my phone. "But don't worry, I won't tell a soul!" I say, laughing.

Kyle awkwardly laughs, embarrassed. "Okay, uh, thanks dude. I guess." He says, pushing the shoebox back underneath his bed.

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