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@Midnight_the_goddess :
I just want flug to wear cat ears on his head, and just REFUSE to acknowledge their existence, no matter what anybody says.
(No tail u dirty author):<)

AUTHOR: lmaoo ur wish is my command

FLUG: M-my bag isn't... fitting c-correctly..

AUTHOR: oh? mite wanna take it awffff

FLUG: Umm.. T-the bag stays on.

FLUG: I-I don't wanna c-cause a s-scene...

FLUG: You know how I g-get!

AUTHOR: na ion think I do man

FLUG: I-I'm stupidly I-insecure!

FLUG: ARGH, w-whatever. I-I'm a 28 year o-old man! Maybe a 28 year old m-man with a stutter, b-but a man nonetheless!

FLUG: *rips the bag off his head*

AUTHOR: ohhh emmm geeeee

AUTHOR: THE EARS BAHAHHAHAHGHEF

FLUG: What ears? What are you-

AUTHOR: *pulls out a hand mirror*

FLUG: ....

FLUG: I just had a whole speech about self confidence and had a groundbreaking motivational moment where I remove the one item that represents and embodies my anxiety and trauma just to realize you did it because-

FLUG: ..

FLUG: Okay!

FLUG. Moving on.

AUTHOR: *on the fucjinf ground dying of laughter* HE DIDNT EVEN STUTTER AHHAYDGSUYC

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